Alright, I am very upset right now.. I was walking through the Arabian desert like I do everyday when I saw this cute little doll, it's tag said that the doll's name was [ s y n t h e s ! z e d ]. So... I picked it up and it moved... then wires came out of it's mouth and other... 'Openings' of it's body and grabbed me. I blacked out and when I awoke.... I... I... I was naked.. in front of a camera... I was told to.... pose.... I did what I was told because I saw the robot doll in the background.. I didn't want to be attacked again.
After the porn shoot... they gave me a check worth 30,000 gold. I was so happy! Yet sad at the same time.... Then the photographer touched me all over rubbing me with body oil.. he said it was time for my next shoot.... but then I ran away quickly, I jumped through the window and glass shattered everywhere. Lucky I wasn't seriously hurt. I then noticed I wasn't in Arabia anymore.... I was in London, England...
