And I want all my stuff back.
I jest, I jest.
A lot has happened over the time of my absence, most of it was pretty much crao that I can't remember, but... YAY!
Life has been good, life has been bad. Life is life.
One peticular memory was new years eve...
My parents were invited to a wedding, as they were friends of the couple, the couple were quite lovely. Mandy and Shona. Yes, two female names. It was a lesbian wedding.
As a wedding present, my parents decided to cook all the food for the function for free, and they put me in charge of the drinks.
Now. This is where you laugh. Shona said "Help yourself"
I wasn't going to say no, I worked at the bar for quite a while, busy as ever, and then it suddenly died down... What to do? Clean or drink?
Well, I chose the easier option.
Thirty minutes later I was singing 'Stand By Me' with some random old lady at the kareoke machine... That's all I really remember as such...
Nevertheless, my friend saved all of the SMS thingees I sent him... Such an amusing read.
Well. I have done enough of... Typing. Now for sleep.
Ciao folks.
Stop Reporting Me · Sun Jan 28, 2007 @ 11:47pm · 2 Comments |