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Time for more news today Greedic hijacked a bumper car at Chocolate Fest and proceeded to attack the nearby merry-go-round. "HA YOU LITTLE FOUR YEAR OLDS AREN'T GOING TO BE UNHARMED AFTER THIS!" Was what Greedic shouted as he ran over a raccoon on his way there.

And now the weather.
"Okay as you can see right now in Burlington they are having what we call a class 5 crapstorm it will be continuing on until Greedic's brother josh got over his anger issues."

Back to the first guy...

Last thing was the local mcdonalds was attacked by a savage group of fat kids the restaurant had taken minimal damage due to the fat kids getting tired by the time they got to the door sadly the door was crushed by the girth of those kids and we would like to take a moment to honor that door for it's bravery of stopping the fat kids *trumpet plays in the background* And that's the news.