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Ok, so even the kids in the highest level math class are drooling idiots.

I was sitting in the back corner of the classroom, unaware to my surroundings, busily scratching random notes about random stuff on some random paper, when I here this sucking noise and a cough. I look up and there is Geddy, a pen cylinder in is mouth, choking on god knows what. The teacher busts out laughing and gasps "Are you ok?" By now, I am sitting at attention at my desk shaking my head and laughing to myself. Geddy coughs and says "I'm ok" The teacher then asks "What did you choke on?" and he says "A part of my pen." He then streches his long arms to the floor to find the part he supposedly coughed up. He didn't find anything, so he checked his desk. Nothing. Oops! Geddy yells "I SWALLOWED IT!" and the teacher busted out laughing again. She then asks "How do you know?" and he says "It's not on my desk and not on the floor, so I guess it is down my throat." And she chuckles. Then two other kids, some of the smartest in our class, start talking about how swallowong glass can kill you and other things about swallowing glass. I shake my head to myself. The pen is ******** plastic! I go back to my random notes and just kept to myself-Even some of the smartest kids can turn out to be stupid...

Ok, so that's the story. I mean, I had to word it and everything...It is true....Ask Haley_Heartbreak.

Ok, so here, I am putting quotes and other random things to think about....

If you drink half a Red Bull, do you get one wing, or two stubs upon your back?

Who took the bite out of the Mac Apple?

Why do people say you're welcome when welcome is more of a salutation than a return of thanks? (Christina say No Prob wink )

I want more to add here............. Feel free to post your own... (Haley_Heartbreak took all the good ones!!!)