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The Government Has Secret Army Of Giants!!!
By: Sharon Hernandez



The government has a secret army of Giants! Yes I know shocking but true. We now know why our taxes have gone up! We are now paying for the secret hideaway of Giants.

They cannot live underground; they cannot live where the public lives! So the government is hiding them in the mountains.
All those hikers that disappear don’t actually die in an avalanche or because the zero below weather. What really happens is that they see those giants and either the giants kill them or the government gets “rid” of them so that the private info doesn’t become public!

Ms. Kim Quintana states: “I was all alone and heard fierce roar just behind a hill! I snuck up and found a building surrounded by GIANTS! I snuck in and found files on all these “Big People” and plans on using them in the war against Iraq. I barely got home with my life. The only reason I’m informing America is because the public needs to know the truth!”


<- Kim Quintana
The witness


Reporter->
Sharon Hernandez
Harry songs!
Regular songs with Harry Potter from Mugglenet.com
Current mood: loved
Fly Away

To the tune of Everytime by Britney Spears.


Fly me away
On your fine broom
So then we are not
Strangers when
Our love is strong
Would you fly on without me?

And everytime I try to fly
I fall without my broom
I feel so small
I guess I need you Harry
And everytime I look for you, my dear
I see you, you linger here
I guess I need you Harry

They made me believe
That you werent real
I see the way now
I see now
What I can do
You seem to fly uneasy

And everytime I try to fly
I fall without my broom
I feel so small
I guess I need you Harry
And everytime I scry on you, my dear
I see you, you linger here
I guess I need you Harry

It may be love potions
Please forgive me

I just needed you so much
And this song is my sorry

Ohhhh

Each night I wait
For you to get me
We can fly then

And everytime I try to fly
I fall without my broom
I feel so small
I guess I need you Harry
And everytime I scry on you, my dear
I see you, you linger here
I guess I need you Harry

Oh Harry...
Oh Harry...

Breaking the Curse*

To the tune of Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park.


Memories consume
Like the opening the wounds
You all assume
Im safe here at Hogwarts
(Unless I dream again...)

I dont want to be the one
The battles excruciating
Cause inside I realize
That Im the one confused

I dont know whats worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I dont know why Im in a rage
And shout what I dont mean
I dont know how I got this way
I know its not alright
So Im breaking the curse
Tonight

Clutching my heart
I tightly lock the door
I try to uphold consciousness again
Deaths torment me more
Than anytime before
I had no options left again

Ill defeat Voldemort
Because hes the one at fault
The prophecy tells me so
And this is how itll end

I dont know whats worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
But now I have some clarity
On how to regain peace
I dont know how I got this way
I know its not alright
So Im
Breaking the curse
Breaking the curse
Tonight

( *-Curse is the connection of Harry to the Dark Lord )

Good Side is Dark Tonight
To the tune of Broadway is Dark Tonight by the Goo Goo Dolls
Good Side is Dark tonight
A little bit weaker than it use to be
Good side is dark tonight
See the young man sitting
In the middle of everything
Waiting for his turn to fight

The auror kills the bad guys
And Dumbledore is still wise
The dim light hides the scars
On all the tired soldiers

Forgotten, but not gone,
He has just slipped your mind,
You talk about the boy
Like he's someone way to young

You see, you'd love to go back
But there's no turning 'round
And you're living in a world
That has just forgotten 'bout him

Good Side is Dark tonight
A little bit weaker than it use to be
Good side is dark tonight
See the young man sitting
In the middle of everything
Waiting for his turn to fight

He chokes down all his sorrow
Forgets he'll probably die
You pray he'll win this duel when he's so depended on
His bravery don't impress me
The thing's slapped in his face,
It always hurts like hell when he gets cursed from behind

You see, you'd love to go back
But there's no turning 'round
And you're living in a world
That has just forgotten 'bout him
When he's thinking of a plan
And nobody's gonna' listen
To the one small boy
You know they've been beaten 'round here

Good Side is Dark tonight
A little bit weaker than it use to be
Good side is dark tonight
See the young man sitting
In the middle of everything
Waiting for his turn to fight

You see, you'd love to go back
But there's no turning 'round
And you're living in a world
That has just forgotten 'bout him
When he's thinking of a plan
And nobody's gonna' listen
To the one small boy
You know they've been beaten 'round here

Good Side is Dark tonight
A little bit weaker than it use to be
Good side is dark tonight
See the young man sitting
In the middle of everything
Waiting for his turn to fight.
Squib (Mr. Filch's Sad Song)
To the tune of Creep by Radiohead
When you were here before,
Couldnt look you in the eye
Youre just like a wizard,
Your talent makes me cry
You cast charms so quickly
But I use Kwikspell
And I wish I was special
Like Harry, hes special

But I `m a squib, I `m like muggle
What the hell am I doing here
I dont belong here

I don`t care if Im cruel,
I want to have control
I want to be a wizard,
I want to have a wand
I want Albus to teach me
Some simple spells
Hes so very special
I wish I was special

Im suffering again
Im running out....

Run, run, run, rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuun...
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn...

Whatever makes me happy
Whatever I want
Is to be a wizard
A very good wizard.
Dolores Umbridge

To the tune of Cruella De Vil by Walt Disney.


Dolores Umbridge,
Dolores Umbridge,
The terror of Hogwarts and Hogsmeade village,
Shes even more irritating than a midge!
Dolores Dolores
You can clearly see she raided the fridge!
Look out for Dolores Umbridge

At first you think Umbridge is a sweetie,
But after time has taken its toll.
At first, youll realise
Shes never sympathised,
And she should be put on the dole!

She bullies students,
That inhuman toad,
We need to really kick,
That really wide load!

Hogwarts was such a great place until
Dolores Dolores Umbridge!
Journey to Hogwarts
To the tune of the Christmas Carol Deck the Halls
Go to Platform Nine and Three Quarters
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Past the guards and by the porters
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Run past platforms nine and ten
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Next year you'll do it again
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Ron asks Harry to sit, and Harry doesn't lie
Fa la la la la, la la la la
When the witch with the snacks rolls by
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Buy Chocolate Frogs and a Pumpkin Pastie
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Gosh, those wizard treats sure are tasty
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Do you Hear the Students Cheer?

To the tune of Do you Hear the People Sing? by Alain Boublil, Herbert Kretzmer, and Jean-Marc Natel.


Do you hear the students cheer?
Griffindors winning the house cup.
It is the sound that you will hear
If you can boost your house points up!
From the dawning of the day
To the closing of your eyes
It is the rules you must obey
For the house cup prize!

Will you conform in this charade?
Who will be brave and take a try?
In a world that must be saved
There is a chance to live or die.
Join Harry and friends
In this fight to the end, we will fly!

Do you hear the students cheer?
Griffindors winning the house cup.
It is the sound that you will hear
If you can boost your house points up!
From the dawning of the day
To the closing of your eyes
It is the rules you must obey
For the house cup prize!

Will you break the rules we share
So that our banner will wave free?
Take a few points here and there,
For, in the end, Ill guarantee:
The death of the Dark Lord
Will be greater a reward to thee!

Do you hear the students cheer?
Griffindors winning the house cup.
It is the sound that you will hear
If you can boost your house points up!
From the dawning of the day
To the closing of your eyes
It is the rules you should betray
In hope Voldemort dies!
Do You Hear What Harry Hears?

To the tune of Do You Hear What I Hear?


Said Harry Potter to his friend Ronald,
"Do you see what I see?
Pulling up the carriages to the school,
Do you see what I see?
A black thestral, walking in the night
With wings as big as a kite,
With wings as big as a kite."

Said Harry Potter to Professor Lockhart,
"Do you hear what I hear?
Going through the pipes, and whispering,
Do you hear what I hear?
A voice, a voice, saying it must kill
Hermione says that it's a Basilisk,
We must have very big plumbing."

Said the Harry Potter to Professor Dumbledore,
"Do you know what I know?
In Hogwarts School, warm and safe
Do you know what I know?
A child, a child turned into Voldemort
Let us get the Dementors as friends,
Let us also get the Giants as friends."

Said Harry Potter to the D.A. club,
"Listen to what I say!
Lets all learn Dark Arts defense spells
Listen to what I say!
Voldemort is lurking in the night
He will bring us darkness and fright,
Let us be ready for the fight."
Don't Shriek

To the tune of Don't Speak by No Doubt.


(As sung by Hermione Granger)

Him and me
We could've been together
Doing spells together, always
I really feel
That I'm losing my best friend
His ruffled sleeves
That were frayed at the ends
It looks as though, I'll be doing S.P.E.W alone
And if it's Fleur
Well I don't want to know

Don't shriek
I know that spell he's saying
It doesn't need explaining
It's not the Cruciatus Curse
Don't shriek
I know just what he's thinking
'Cause of that Veritaserum he's been drinking
Don't tell him, it will hurt!

Our memories
Of watching Harry and cheering
Winning for Gryffindor
Very exciting
As he dives, you and I
Cheer and start holding hands
He dives and flies

Don't shriek
I know that spell he's saying
It doesn't need explaining
It's not the Cruciatus Curse
Nooo, nooo, nooo
Don't shriek
I know just what he's thinking
That's not butterbeer he's been drinking
Don't tell him, it's a curse!

My wand's extending
I gotta stop pretending, I love Ron...

Him and me, I can see us kissing... Ronnie...

Don't shriek
I know the spell I'm saying
It doesn't need explaining
It's not the Cruciatus Curse!
Nooo, nooo, nooo
Don't shriek
I know just what he's thinking
Because the Imperius Curse is working
I'm using an Unforgivable Curse!
I'm using an Unforgivable Curse!
I know the spell I'm saying
And I don't need your warnings

Don't shriek!
Don't shriek!
Don't shriek!

No!


Good Day

To the tune of Bad Day by Daniel Powter


Where is your wand when you need it the most?
You've taken him down and the bad days are gone
Tell me your grey skies stayed away
Don't tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no Voldemort

Standing around just to hear about Cho
Put on a smile after the DA is over
You're falling to pieces everytime
But you got a word that you really mind
And I don't need no Voldemort

Cause you had a good day
You've taken Voldy down
You've dumped your girl just to save her soul
You've saved all your friends
They say you're a good guy
And then on your broomstick, you go for a ride
You had a good day
Your smile don't lie
Snape ran away, but you really don't mind
You had a good day
You had a good day

Well you proved that they Dark Lord's here
Now no one laughs about what you say
And I don't need no Voldemort

Cause you had a good day
You've taken Voldy down
You've dumped your girl just to save her soul
You've saved all your friends
They say you're a good guy
And then on your broomstick, you go for a ride
You had a good day
Your smile don't lie
Snape ran away, but you really don't mind
You had a good day

Sometimes a bludger hits your arm
And Lockhart makes it all wrong
You might not make it on the train
But you take the car instead
And I'm not wrong

So where is your wand when you need it the most?
But you've taken Voldy down and the bad days are gone

Cause you had a good day
You've taken Voldy down
You've dumped your girl just to save her soul
You've saved all your friends
They say you're a good guy
And then on your broomstick, you go for a ride
You had a good day
Your smile don't lie
Snape ran away, but you really don't mind
You had a good day
You had a good day

Had a good day
Had a good day
Ginny's Song

To the tune of For The Longest Time by Billy Joel.


Wo-o-o-oah, for the longest time
Wo-o-oah, for the longest
You said our relationship must end
Following your noble hero trend
But I just want to
Go fight the Dark Lord with you
Thats what Ive wanted for the longest time

You had been my long-time childhood flame
Rekindled after that Quidditch game
We kissed each other
Right in front of my big brother
I could have stayed there for the longest time

Wo-o-o-oah, for the longest time
Wo-o-oah, for the longest
How I love those glasses that you wear
And the unbrushed look of your dark hair
I feel like the snitch
That you must grab at Quidditch
Id let you chase me for the longest time

You wanted to push me away
You thought Voldemort would get me some day
I so want our romance to last
Weve got such a past
Plus your best friends my brother

You got jealous that time in the hall
I was with my boyfriend after all
But now I promise
I could care less for Dean Thomas
He has meant nothing for the longest time

We must end it, thats what you said
But well meet again when Bill and Fleur get wed
Harry, you are breaking my heart
Youre playing the part
Of the unselfish hero

Im not all that scared of You-Know-Who
But I might not live if I lost you
You know Ill be there
No matter when or where
Cause I will stand beside you for the longest time
Wo-o-o-oah, for the longest time
Wo-o-oah, for the longest time
Wo-o-oah, for the longest time
Wo-o-oah, for the longest time
Draco's Theme Song

To the tune of The Gilligan's Island theme song by George Wyle and Sherwood Schwartz


Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a nasty git.
He tried t okill poor Dumbledore,
But Snape beat him to it.

Drake's mates were stupid tag-alongs,
Named Crabbe and Goyle, who
If they had their nasty way
Would turn Potter to goo.

Turn Potter to goo.

Well, S. Snape started to get rough,
Much to Draco's transport.
He persecuted Griffindoors,
What a sour-sport.

What a sour-sport.

The two set off at the end of this
Sixth and near final book,
With Voldemort,
Wormtail too,
Bellatrix and her sis,
No Lucius,
He's locked up with the rest,
In the Prison of Azkaban
Boy All the Witches Want
After class, in the corridor and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a boy a little braver than me
His name is Harry and he's called the Boy Who Lived
'Cause he survived the curse the Dark Lord tried to put on him
And when he flies
The crowd cheers and applauds for him
He doesn't notice me!
Cause he's playing Quidditch
Trying to catch the Snitch
Escaping the Dark Lord
Getting into mischief
It's like a muggle movie
I just cannot let him be!
He has got to be with me!
I am bent on one knee!
Why can't he see
That he's the boy all the witches want?
He's the boy all the witches want!
He likes Cho Chang and I just do not like this
Will it change his mind if I gave him just one little kiss?
He said he'd like to ask her out the Yule Ball
He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll ever have
And when he flies
The crowd cheers and applauds for him
He'll never notice me!
'Cause he's playing Quidditch
Trying to catch the Snitch
Escaping the Dark Lord
Getting into mischief
He likes 'em with a touch
Good-looks don't matter much
Flying on a broomstick
Does a wand make a witch?
It's like a muggle movie
I just cannot let him be!
He has got to be with me!
I am bent on one knee!
Why can't he see
That he's the boy all the witches want?
He's the boy all the witches want!
He's the boy all the witches want!
He's the boy all the witches want!
There he goes again
With his glasses on
And his untidy hair
He broke my heart
Just like his aunt inflated
And more than Voldemort ever hated!
Now I'm playing Quidditch,
Trying to catch the Snitch,
Escaping the Dark Lord
Getting into mischief
I don't think I've got that touch
Now, pretty faces matter much
And I don't got no broomstick ¬ broomstick ¬ broomstick ¬
It's like a muggle movie
I just cannot let him be!
He has got to be with me!
I am bent on one knee!
Why can't he see
That he's the boy all the witches want?
He's the boy all the witches want!
He's the boy all the witches want!
He's the boy all the witches want!
He's the boy all the witches want!
He's the boy all the witches want!
He's the boy all the witches want!
He's the boy all the witches want!
He's the boy all the witches want!
God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs

To the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen a traditional Christmas song.


God rest ye merry hippogriffs
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Harry Potter
Is here for Christmas day
He saved us all from Voldemort's pow'r
Which now has gone astray
Oh tidings of elf heads on the wall
Heads on the wall
Oh tidings of elf heads on the wall

From James and Lilly Potter
This wizard hero came
His eyes are just like Lilly's
But he looks just like James
But Voldemort came that fateful night
And both of them were slain
Oh tidings of elf heads on the wall
Heads on the wall
Oh tidings of elf heads on the wall

And when he came to Hogwarts
Where Dumbledore was head
Young Potter was a hero
But to trouble he was lead
And now he's here at house thirteen
With Sirius' parents dead
Oh tidings of elf heads on the wall
Heads on the wall
Oh tidings of elf heads on the wall
Goodbye Cedric
To the tune of Goodbye Earl by The Dixie Chicks
Cedric Diggory was the Quidditch star
All through his Hogwarts days
So popular and handsome, too
And got some pretty dang good grades.
Then Dumbledore announced
This cool tournament
For students everywhere
Cedric looked all around that school
And decided he would be there.
Well, it just so happened
Voldy was rising again
And wanted Harry Potters blood
He got a death eater who would be a cheater
To beat some old guy into crud
The tournament began with Harry, Fleur, and Victor
To compete against Hufflepuff
But Crouch Junior was intent that Harry would win
And make the others look like fluff
But Harry was noble and he and Cedric tied
Voldy did not plan for that
So he had Wormtail throw out an awful spell
For it didnt take him long to decide
That Cedric had to die.
Goodbye Ced
That big trophy
It is really a port key, Ced
You look confused.
Well, this will sure make the news, Ced.
Now youre gone
Thats our murder song, Ced.
Wormtail came by to cut Harry up
Voldemort came back to life
The Death-eaters came and said
We believed in you, and we are ready for a fight.
Well, Voldly chewed them out
And swore some revenge
Then tried to kill Harry as well
But Priori Incatatem isnt good
And again his evil plans failed
Harry brought Cedric back
Mentioned the attack
Cedrics Cho began to cry
Hogwarts is in mourning
Here is this warning
Voldemort is evil and why?
Cause Cedric had to die.
Goodbye Ced!
We miss you so!
The Hufflepuff hero, Ced!
Its Harrys fault!
He thinks, for your assault, Ced!
We will remember you
Like Albus told us to!
Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You'll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That's the end of your days
It's Voldy's moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra

Ron: Yeah, take Harry for example. (sings)Before he was at Hogwarts

Harry: (opera style) Before I was at Hogwarts!

Ron: (digging in ear with pained expression on face)Lovely, Harry

Harry: (spoken) Thank you.

Ron: His parents were nice, young Lily and James
A great witch and wizard with a well-known name

Harry: Then Voldemort came- Through our door he burst
And he killed them, with that one atrocious curse
And oh!- the pain!

(Ron: Yes, he was in pain)

Harry: Thought of changing my name!

(Ron: Oh, what's in a name?)

Harry: 'Till I went to Hogwarts

(Ron: Where did you go?)

Harry: It's located in-

Ron: (covering Harry's mouth) Harry! Not in front of the muggles!

Avada Kedavra
What a horrible phrase
Avada Kedavra
You'll see a big green blaze
Before you realize
That's the end of your days
It's Voldy's moral-free
Malignity
Avada Kedavra

Third Task

To the tune of Harder To Breathe by Maroon 5.


How dare you say that my behaviors unacceptable
When youre the one who tied my friends to that rock long
I have the tendency of getting so heroical
So watch your fins, cause if you dont, youll need a miracle

This lake aint dry and now I wonder why Im even here
This gilly head of mine Im seein froms finally clear
Judges want me to stay but Ron and Hermione want me gone
They say Im not fit to tread this water I am swimmin in

When it gets dark in here and I got nobody for help
Youll understand what I mean when I say theres way Im gonna get out
Like next year Ill cry in the face of a serpent that lives in my dreams
Is there anyone down here, cause its getting harder and harder to breathe
Is there anyone down here, cause its getting harder and harder to breathe

This deep, dark water is screwing things up inside my head
I should have known better, to never listen what to Dobby said
Clutching your gills and swimming with Ron in your hand
Hoping somebody had saved Fleurs sister instead

When it gets dark in here and I got nobody for help
Youll understand what I mean when I say theres way Im gonna get out
Like next year Ill cry in the face of a serpent that lives in my dreams
Is there anyone down here, cause its getting harder and harder to breathe
Is there anyone down here, cause its getting harder and harder to breathe

Does it burn
Does it stew
Is it painful to chew
All that Gillyweed from Snapes office

Does it thrill
Does it sting
When you swallow the thing
That gives you gills like no human being

When it gets dark in here and I got nobody for help
Youll understand what I mean when I say theres way Im gonna get out
Like next year Ill cry in the face of a serpent that lives in my dreams
Is there anyone down here, cause its getting harder and harder to breathe
Is there anyone down here, cause its getting harder and harder to breathe

Bark! The Bulldog, Ripper, Snarls

To the tune of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" First Place PoA Song Parodies Competition Winner


Bark! The Bulldog, Ripper, snarls,
"Deflate my poor, old Aunt Marge!"

She may be surly, meddling and rude,
But she provides me with food!
If I could Id beg on my knees;
Who will pay my high vets fees?
Harry please, I'm lost without her;
Ill have to stay with Colonel Fubster!

Bark! The Bulldog, Ripper, snarls,
"Please deflate poor, old Aunt Marge!"

I know she made a big mistake,
But now shes gone, my heart will break.
I will pine and feel despair,
Shes no good to me up there!
Please listen to mans best friend;
Bring this suffering to an end!
I know you have cause to moan,
But I have problems of my own!

Bark The Bulldog, Ripper, calls,
"Stop her bouncing off the walls!"

"Shes as terror!" you may think,
But she was under the influence of drink.
While at home shes very giving;
Shes the one that keeps me living.
In the mornings we go for walks;
And Id miss her motherly talks.
The spells so bad its become a dogs dinner;
So please stop and make her (a little) thinner!

Bark! The Bulldog, Ripper, cries,
"Bring down Aunt Marge from the skies!"




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