If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
Starfish have no brains.
Polar bears are left-handed.
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that
the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New
Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them
look up to 17 inches long.
The most common fantasy is oral sex.
8% of us have regular a**l sex.
Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with
two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases
of men similarly endowed.
Men say the average erect p***s is 10". Women say it's 4".
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release
of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to
have sex.
56% of men have had sex at work.
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love
an average of three times a night, every night, until their
thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt
to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.
England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a
special table built so that he could comfortably engage in
sexual intercourse.
The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
58% like dirty talk during sex.
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the
sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as
possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and
ribbon. (Ew!)
Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try
every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
According to the World Health Organization, there are
approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899
during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the
evening that her v****a constricted intractably, necessitating
the surgical removal of the dead man's member.
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each
other, they shake penises instead of hands.
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his
lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from
masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour.
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour.
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average length of p***s when not erect: 3.5 inches
Smallest natural p***s recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural p***s recorded: 11 inches
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2
minutes to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Odors that increase blood flow to the p***s: lavender,
licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex
with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal
charges, the woman's name will be published in the local
newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to
make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions,
or sardines.
In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
to witness the act.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the
front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex
with a virgin under any circumstances.
(including the wedding night)
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
animal is punishable by death.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a
saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds,
two ounces.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while
fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with
a woman and her daughter at the same time.
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic
law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal
sin to eat its flesh."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally
sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to
jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching
two people having sex in a car.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is
considered illegal.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex
on the city's airport property.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a
truck driver inside a toll booth.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to
furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a
minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a
couple to make love on the floor between the beds.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam
law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on
city streets.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his
female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
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