Ultrasound Technician: Well, there it is. Would you like to know the sex of your baby?
Leah: Yes!
Juno McGuff: No!
Leah: Pllleease!
Ultrasound Technician: Plenty to be suprised about when you deliver.
Juno McGuff: Well, you know, I want Mark and Vanessa to be suprised, and if you tell me, I'll just like, totally ruin it.
Ultrasound Technician: Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school?
Juno McGuff: No, they're the adoptive parents.
Ultrasound Technician: Oh. Well thank God for that.
Bren: Whats that supposed to mean?
Ultrasound Technician: Well, its just that I see a lot of young mothers come through here, its obviously a poisonous environment for a baby.
Juno McGuff: Wait a minute! How do you know I'll be such a poisonous environment! How do you know Mark and Vanessa wont be some, crazy, whacked out ***** or something?
Leah: Or stage parents?
Bren: They could be utterly incompetent. Theres no guarentee they'll do a better job raising this child than my dumbass step-daughter will... What is your job title?
Ultrasound Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician.
Bren: Oh yeah? Well I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.
Ultrasound Technician: Excuse me?
Bren: Oh, you think you're hot s**t 'cause you get to sit over there and play pictionary, well guess what? My five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, shes not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So until you have your own kid, why don't you just go back to nightschool in Manteno and get a real job.
Juno McGuff: ...Whoa Bren! You's a d**k! I love it!
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