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Greetings, foolish mortals.I am Montparnasse. Well, not really, as Montparnasse is one of the heads of Patron-Minette. I am merely stealing his name and hoping he doesn't cut my throat for it.
If you know what book/musical I am referring to there, you are cool. Yeah.
In other news, I am a Machiavellian nerd who cares nothing for anyone except my Airedale terrier, Toby. I like musical theater, writing, reading, random trivia, animals, and not having homework. I'm taking Latin, and I like to pretend I speak French.
I enjoy Harry Potter, Les Mis, Scarlet Pimpernel, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Discworld, Evita, Star Wars, Twilight, Wicked, Star Trek, Sweeney Todd, JC Superstar, Bloody Jack, Cats, and other things I can't think of at the moment.
I am always sleep-deprived, I'm an introvert, and chatspeak irritates me. I think the Sith are infinitely better than the Jedi and I am willing to defend my position. It is probably not a good idea to insult Palpatine, Snape, Chauvelin, Lord Vetinari, Javert, Norrington, or Davy Jones in my presence.
Yesh. You may have met me in other places on the internet as Akukama, Aku, Darth Umbra, or Kiren Brockett. You can call me any of those things. Heck, you can call me anything you like, because I respond to anything.
Vive le republique and have a nice day.
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It's the most beautiful view of Paris. You see the Eiffel Tower with the glistening skyscrapers of La Défense behind, you see the Arc du Triomphe, and you don't see the Montparnasse Tower razz