This might not make a whole lot of sense to you, but I find it hilarious, seeing as anthropology is my major and all.
Q. How long does it take a team of anthropologists to screw in a lightbulb?
A. 20 seconds plus 3 years to complete their fieldnotes on the event plus 10 years to publish the results.
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