"I lay my life down at Your feet
Cause You're the only one I need
I turn to You and You are always there....
Ew. Yuck.
One time my mother and I were watching this show that was pretty much saying that you shouldn't drink while you're pregnant. (we already knew that) 
And then she goes and says "I think I was drunk on the night you were concieved."
"What the photon?!?!" -me (didn't actually say that)
Then she said something about it being on her birthday. Which is in August. And mine is in May. It makes sense. 
Then one time dad was getting a cold. So we were sitting at dinner and dad was complaining about getting a cold. Then mum said something like "oh I probably gave it to you on Monday morning". Then just like a cat I got killed by curiosity. "What happened on Monday morning?" "We had sex."
*dies*
...In troubled times it's You I seek
I put You first that's all I need
I humble all I am all to You"