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Switters
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:06 pm




My parents always display holiday cards on the table, right? Well I was sitting on the back side so I could read them. I'd missed that it was a Valentines day card from my stepdad to my mom. Yeah. I read two, then got ickied out.



Quote:
Ten Sexy Things About You:
10. Penzoil - I love lubing your engine
9. Oreos - 'Cause you love being double-stuffed




PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:11 pm


"I lay my life down at Your feet
Cause You're the only one I need
I turn to You and You are always there....



Ew. Yuck.

One time my mother and I were watching this show that was pretty much saying that you shouldn't drink while you're pregnant. (we already knew that)
And then she goes and says "I think I was drunk on the night you were concieved."
"What the photon?!?!" -me (didn't actually say that)
Then she said something about it being on her birthday. Which is in August. And mine is in May. It makes sense.

Then one time dad was getting a cold. So we were sitting at dinner and dad was complaining about getting a cold. Then mum said something like "oh I probably gave it to you on Monday morning". Then just like a cat I got killed by curiosity. "What happened on Monday morning?" "We had sex."

*dies*


...In troubled times it's You I seek
I put You first that's all I need
I humble all I am all to You"

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:13 pm


Rofl
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:13 pm




sad people threw that information at you, I just happened to notice that this card says OREOS in it and went, Hey I like Oreos, lets read on...


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RubyKai

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:34 pm


rofl at the same time this has dimmed my likeness of oreos
that was my favorite cookie
now when i think of it im gonna end up thinking of switters' parents...eww stare
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:37 pm


"I lay my life down at Your feet
Cause You're the only one I need
I turn to You and You are always there....



eh.
if it was me I probably would have kept reading, because I have absolutely no self control.


...In troubled times it's You I seek
I put You first that's all I need
I humble all I am all to You"

Jigabeth
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RubyKai

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:54 pm


i get what ya mean jiggy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:14 pm



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I'd tell you my story, but it's too disgusting to type

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Jigabeth
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:28 pm


"I lay my life down at Your feet
Cause You're the only one I need
I turn to You and You are always there....



haha. lolz. but you should tell us anyway.
or maybe not...


...In troubled times it's You I seek
I put You first that's all I need
I humble all I am all to You"
PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:30 pm


you could tell us but not go into alot of detail...?

RubyKai


ShirleyAMOR

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:17 pm


Haha, I actually don't get so grossed out about that stuff, because I don't really care. But haha, oreos. (:
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