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 Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:13 am
Have a problem with somebody? settle it in manly one on one combat in whatever form you think most appropriate.
We support all major forms of combat, picture battle, arguement, innuendo battle, underwear pillow fight (ladies only please), jello wrestleing (ladies only please... be sure to tell the rest of us about this one... so we can um... make sure you don't drown or anything)
May the carnage begin.
(note: This is in no way affiliated with the MK idea or concept, because it's about 1 million times better than MK, so NYAAA)
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:15 am
 Caption: Phil, before plastic surgery.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:19 am
Phil after plastic surgery. Jon, on the other hand:
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:19 am
Phil? why don't you have testicles in that picture?
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:20 am
Why did you get plastic sugery to be an emo chick? I thought we were picture battling...
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:22 am
oh right sorry... Hey Phil? What does this squirrel have that you don't? I'll give you 2 guesses, and the answer isn't "fur" or "a tail" OR "Rugged good looks" and I became an Emo chick so I could fondle myself all I wanted so NYAA
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:24 am
A tail and pointy ears, because I'm not some s**t-smelling plumber. And I'll give you someone to fondle you:
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:26 am
here's someone a little more your speed, and, dude, i think he digs you.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:28 am
Sorry, he's busy right now.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:32 am
well obviously Sly Stallone wants some sweet Phil action too... I mean look at that "Come hither Phil" look on his face.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:34 am
That's more of a "Who stepped in dog poop?" look.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:37 am
I've been told that it's frequently the same look. I don't really have an image for that... so here's a random picture of some tools...
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:39 am
You may have the tools, but I command the tool master.
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:42 am
That's NOT the tool master... it's hidi fleiss... the really famous Hollywood Madam... DOESN'T ANYONE WATCH THE NEWS??
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:45 am
You want a prostitution ring? Then I'll give you one.
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