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Neko Neko Usagi

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:51 am


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:52 am


In computers, there is hardware in it. I guess it’s called “hard” cuz…well it’s hard solid…then…Why is software called “soft”? You can’t touch it to know if it’s soft.

Neko Neko Usagi


Shokushu

PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:11 am


Because it actually is soft. Electrical pulses are actually so soft that if you touch them they just fall apart before you can even feel them.
Note: Many electrical pulses have learned to bite back to keep people from touching them to death.

Why do I feel run down even though I've been forumming all day and play videogames for most of the rest of the day with just some of it passivley devoted to school/work? Is my diet unbalanced?
PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:48 am


Yes, yes it is. You must add at least 300% more sugar to your diet in order to maintain a healthy level of energy at all times. Remember, one out of one Banshi's agree, sugar is the best way to start and end your day.

So, why can't rats have furry tails and be cute like squirrels are?

Banshi


Jon-OH
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:35 pm


Because, as everyone knows, rats are the goth punk kids of the animal kingdom, they shave their tails to keep from being conventionally cute.

Why can't I find Mr. Pibb anywhere in the south?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:13 pm


Because, in the south, it is very common for Coca-Cola to bottle and distribute Dr. Pepper (a beverage considered equivilent but better than Mr. Pibb), while Mr. Pibb is exclusively a Coke product. So, in the south, many establishments which serve coke have the option of selling Dr. Pepper instead of Mr. Pibb...

Why do all cows go "Moo"? Are there not dyslexic cows, which would go "Oom"?

-Girlscoutcookie // foursouth.com

girlscoutcookie


podeman

PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:42 pm


actualy cows say manythings that would shock and confuse you... they know this, and they are just playing at the whole "moo" thing, and no, there are no dyslexic cows.

why do flyes like to fly? and if it lost its wings would it be a "sits there and waits to die?"
PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:45 am


podeman
why do flyes like to fly? and if it lost its wings would it be a "sits there and waits to die?"


flies like to fly because it makes them giggle. flyes like to fly because they feed on the souls of airborne flies. No, it would be a "runs around and waits to die"

Why doesn't gaia have some anti n00b test thing before you register, which does something like says "RATE ME PLZ!!!" then gives you a poll w/ the options {7, 8, 9, 10, better than 10} and shows you an avi dressed in middle school set with blond meatball hair *cough*sailormoon*/cough*. If you rate them greater then 4, you're not allowed to join.

girlscoutcookie


Jon-OH
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:01 am


girlscoutcookie
flies like to fly because it makes them giggle. flyes like to fly because they feed on the souls of airborne flies. No, it would be a "runs around and waits to die"

Why doesn't gaia have some anti n00b test thing before you register, which does something like says "RATE ME PLZ!!!" then gives you a poll w/ the options {7, 8, 9, 10, better than 10} and shows you an avi dressed in middle school set with blond meatball hair *cough*sailormoon*/cough*. If you rate them greater then 4, you're not allowed to join.


because you are a bitter, bitter internet user and Gaia just wants to piss you off.

Why won't anyone make me cheesecake anytime other than Christmas?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:43 am


Because we're concerend about you getting too fat.

Why does the sun shine?

Phil Srobeighn


Jon-OH
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:46 am


Phil Srobeighn
Because we're concerend about you getting too fat.

Why does the sun shine?

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

The sun is hot, the sun is not
A place where we could live
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives

We need its light, we need its heat
The sun light that we seek
The sun light comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

The sun is hot...

The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas
Aluminum, Copper, Iron, and many others

The sun is large...

If the sun were hollow, a million Earth's would fit inside
And yet, it is only a middle size star

The sun is far away...

About 93,000,000 miles away
And that's why it looks so small

But even when it's out of sight
The sun shines night and day

We need its heat, we need its light
The sun light that we seek
The sun light comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom smashing machine
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Carbon, and Helium

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees



Why does it alway rain on me?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:49 am


Because you lied when you were seventeen.

Why does nobody look for Carmen SanDiego in the city of SanDeigo?

Phil Srobeighn


Jon-OH
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:55 am


Phil Srobeighn
Because you lied when you were seventeen.

Why does nobody look for Carmen SanDiego in the city of SanDeigo?


Obviously because the city of SanDiego is her personal property, no one can touch her in her invincible Sandiego fortress of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Why can't I get yummy cadbury Creme eggs anytime besides Easter? I mean they're yummy all year 'round.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:56 am


Because you don't look hard enough.

Why am I not a member of the MSU Fighting Proper?

Phil Srobeighn


Jon-OH
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:58 am


Phil Srobeighn
Because you don't look hard enough.

Why am I not a member of the MSU Fighting Proper?


Because of your unhealthy obcession with Grand Admiral Thrawn

Why can't I wear the hood down on my hoodie?
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