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Welcome everyone to The What If Game!!!
It’s just like The Why Game
Here you can ask stupid questions and have them answered…stupidly.

So this is how the game works:

Well first, I have to start off the game by asking a question in a form of a “What if…”.
For example:


And then the next person answer that question and makes up another question…and so on…
Alrightey…do ya get it now?!?!

So let the game begin!!!!

We would obviously go about learning hwo to defend ourselves from zobies and other evil. It would be alot like this forum but with more computers, gaming, and only types of monsters that are noticable in public due to their bad choice of disguises. i.e. ravers and emokids.

What if I answerred a 'what if' question but then couldn't think of one to ask in return?

[talkingtoself=on]Then it would be alot like this. I recommend you never do that.

What if I had a really dull lecture to sit through?

[talkingtoself=stillon] You do. He wrote the book but you still have to listen to his lecture that is right out of it. It doesn't make sense, try not to think about it.

What if some animals were photosynthetic and had some alternate way of keeping the cells from exploding (rather than a cell wall?)

I'm not really sure after the part about Jon but um, ya. That part.

What if every time Gaia had an event the site would go down while I was still trying to collect all of the goodies because I am easily temped by such?

people would eventualy find out where he lives, and the poop would be bugged out of god.

what if the gummi bears decided they wanted to take over those spiffy caves from fragle rock?

death, destruction, and despair. people dieing everywhere... on your birthday.

what if you reached for something, and it wasnt there.... because it turned...into wood?[/I

Then you'd better hope you're a beaver.

What if pode forgot to close his italics bbcode, and Thaddeus's post, even though it was creative, was against the rules, because he forgot to answer the post above him?

Then Phil would answer his own question.

What if we had 6 fingers?

Batman. Thrawn would annylize the art in Wayne manor, and use this to predict the probably fighting style of Batman, however there stands 2 things which will counter this: first, batman and Bruce Wayne are seperate beings, because Batman, though brilliant is nucking futs, as such an annalysis of Bruce Wayne would yeild a strategy to use against a corporate take over and probably wouldn't be terribly effective against whatever brilliant strategy Bruce wayne would use.

Also if you made all things equal you'd either have to elevate Batman to a Grand Admiral's status and level of equipment, in other words handing Batman the Imperial armada, OR lower Thrawn to the level of a street-thug fighting vigilante. In the first instance, Batman would suffer a slight handicap as he really isn't a military man. BUT I still think he'd come out on top because he'd have his army dance about in a silly manner, and while the Imps are confused he'd freaking INFILTRATE and hit people with like... stylistically shaped boomerangs... anyway, if you were to lower Thrawn to a superhero fighting level he looses because he's a wrinkly old guy with creepy eyes.... and creepy eyes do not a brawler make.

What if monkeys really had written all of Shakespear's works?