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 Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:55 pm
I'm NOT SURE who made this, but it was posted at another forum and I found it halarious and thought I'd share it. When I find out who made it, I'll post who did and where XD
Edit: Okay, it was some post at gfaqs, but still funny. XD (Dont know who still)
*At the Tales Bar*
Cless: Yeah....my whole family was pretty much killed within 5 minutes of the game starting
Stahn: damn that sucks... I spend most of the first half of the game being oblivious to everything around me, get bullied by most of my party mates, and one of my best friend betrays me and tries to kill me...
Reid: ouch, im banished from my village in the beggining of the game, and have to stop two worlds from colliding...my english voice acting also sucks.
Lloyd: damn.... im abandoned by my parents and have no real clue as to who my father is. When I find out who he is, he is the *******(put your finger in your mouth and say apple) that has been making fun of me for most of the game, and I have to fight him.
Stahn: harsh dude, what about you, new kid?
Luke: Im the son of a duke...
Everyone: pfft...wuss
Luke:....or so I thought, but then it turns out im actually a clone of some other guy who wants to kill me because ive stolen his life. Because im a clone, I get emo and think I am a defect, at which point the guy whos life I stole taunts me for most of the game.It turns out I lived a completely sheltered life only to be used as a weapon. I then single handedly decimated an entire town, killing thousands. After which, my friends completely abandon me to hang out with the guy whos life I stole. then I kill thousands of clones to try to save the world. Then it turns out my mentor who I thought was the only guy I could trust is actually a sadistic villian who thinks im not human because im a clone, and tries to kill me on multiple occasions. Oh, and my best friend secretly wanted to kill me for most of my adolescent years...
Lloyd:....wow.........
Cless: Holy....
Stahn:.....damn thats horrible. the next drinks on me
Luke: ...thanks....
Reid: Well it cant be that bad! I mean its written in the unspoken code of the Tales series that you secretly get to bang one of your party mates! thats the best perk about being a Tales hero!
Lloyd: Yeah I got to hit up Sheena...shes a ninja lol
Reid: So whos a** did you get to tap Luke?
Luke: ........*puts his head down in shame*
Stahn: oh my god....
Bartender: You know what, drinks are on the house for you Luke
Luke: right...thanks..
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:04 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:05 pm
Wtf was that XD Leon: MArian... Stan: YEEEHOOOO XD
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:16 pm
And now... the story of
"Those who lived on Tales Avenue"...
*Early bright morning*
Lloyd: GOOOOD MORNING CLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Mint: Honey, who was that?
Cless: Our new... far too happy neighbors.
Mint: It's 6 AM...
Cless: I'll go use Majinken and...
Mint: Let's go back to bed...
*Comes through window*
Lloyd: GOOOOOOOD MORNING!!!
Mint: ...go kick his a**.
Cless: Yes love.
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Stahn: Hey, Cless! What are you doing up so early?
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Stahn: Oh... yeah... I beat him up yesterday morning because he was bugging us. ...his wife too.
Cless: What did you do with his wife? (How can he even have a wife?)
Stahn: You know that crazy villain place down the road? We sold her, =D. Rutee was happy at all the money we made
Cless: ...I don't think this dumbass has noticed his wife is gone yet.
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Collet: AND THEN WE CAN PLAY MONOPOLY AND THEN WE CAN HAVE SUGAR AND ICE CREAM AND...
Dhaos: ...why the hell did we take her again?
Miktran: For torture purposes...
Dhaos: She's only torturing us... let's dump her on some random lawn.
Miktran: Agreed.... wait... why are we both at the same spot?
Martel: Dhaos~~~
*Dhaos walks off*
Miktran: Just when I think I'll score, I don't, o_o
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Veigue: CLAAAAAAAAAAIRE!!! Who's this girl on our lawn?
Claire: *Blink* do you always need to yell my name that way.
Veigue: ...yes.
Collet: HI I'M COLLET IRVYING... er... BRUNEL... er... AURION! WAIT! I KNOW, I'm COLLET IRVINGBRUNELAURION, =D
Claire: ...it's a remnant of Yuris, get rid of it before I freeze again.
Veigue: Yes ma'am!
*Kicks across the street into other yard*
Claire: ...now our neighbors will have to deal with that, -_-;
Veigue: Don't worry, you know who lives across the street, right?
Claire: who... o_o?
Veigue: =O CLAAAAAAAAIRE you don't know?
*Claire whacks Veigue and drags him back in*
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Senel: ...mmhhmm, okay... yep... got it.
Collet: AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO HAVE SUCH A LOVELY MARRIAGE AND (yahhta yahhta yahhta)
Senel: ...y'know... it was kind of forced...
Shirley: SAY ANYTHING BAD AND I'LL BLOW UP THE WORLD!!!
Senel: ...I hate my life.
Shirley: YOU LOOK LIKE MY CLONE, GET LOST AND STOP TRYING TO HIT ON MY HUSBAND!!!
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Caius *as a wolf*: ...is it dead?
Collet: WOLFIE!!
Caius: GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!
*Fling'd*
Tear: Luke, something's in our lawn....
Luke: Fine, I'll go check...
Collet: Oh, I'm sorry, I landed on your lawn, that was rude of me. My name is Collet Irvingbrunelaurion, =D.
Luke: ...okay. Go play somewhere.
Collet: I don't know where I live, =D
Luke: ....Collet, this is the 5th freakin' time this week. You live nextdoor, go home.
Collet: THANKS MISTER!!!
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Stahn: Oh god, his wife found her way back... again...
Collet: ZOMG! LLLOYD!! ARE YOU OKAY?! ARE YOU HURT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Rutee: I hope they don't want a refund...
Cless: *Puts earplus in* Not my problem anymore.
*walks off*
Stahn: THAT'S IT! Kyle! Get you and your girlfriend over here now!!
Kyle: DAAAAAD!! We're having a moment!!
Reala: Teehee.
Stahn: ...adfdfd. Fine, you know what? *Phones some number.* Yeah, exterminator, pest control please.
*A Large truck pulls up, "EXTERMINATORS INC" is printed across the truck with a logo showing severed bug bodies*
Barbatos: Who gets to die today?
Stahn: *Points*
Barbatos: D= a*****e, you know I'm still on my parole from killing that Chloe b***h.
Rutee: We'll gladly pay for you getting out of jail~~
Stahn: (We will?)
Rutee: (Shut up!!)
Barbatos: Fine... stick them in the back of the trunk, and pay my fee of 15,000 gald. It's like taking care of two infested houses...
Stahn: YAY!
*Knocks Lloyd and Collet unconcious, stuffs in Barbatos' truck*
Barbatos: *Gets in truck* ...(At least I get to kill some people, YAY, =D)
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Judge Van: This court finds the defendant... INNOCENT!
Genius: WHAT THE ********?! HE KILLED MY BEST FRIEND.
Van: Shut up, I couldn't sleep with those two wandering around at 2 AM talking to me.
Barbatos: =D
~THE END~
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:34 pm
As I had said on Aim: I am going to story-ize that. SO not only will there be the script version by KV, there will be the Story-ized/fic version by me XD Its cause I foudn it that funny edit: did it.
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