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 Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:47 pm
Quote: Sammy: well if u eat sand what do i eat smile Me: you, Samantha Kay, eat p***y Sammy: gasp! How did you know? Me: I'm just psychic or something Sammy: its either that or you stalk me and masturbait as i shower and wash myself in various places. <33 Yes...no doubt. She owns. Post your reet a** quotes here.
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:02 am
Me: AHH!!!! MEXICAN!!!
Niketa: Why are you hating on Mexicans? Are you ******** racist or something?
Me: No...they're just fun to pick on...
Niketa: Yea...and that means you're racist!
Braden: Well then you're racist against preps Niki! You're always making fun of them!
Niketa: Idiot! Preps aren't a ******** race! And I have a good reason for making fun of them.
Me: *completely randomized by now and not paying attention* A black man can steal your stereo...but he can't be your savior...
Braden: That's not true! I have seen a bunch of movies where black people were saviors.
Me: Yeah...like I Robot where Will Smith saved all of humanity.
Braden: Yeah.
*about half a minute later*
Braden: Oh my god!!!!! Will Smith is black!!!!
there was a lot more to that conversation...but that was all I could remember seeing as i was blanking out constantly and a lot of it was jumbled together...but the final bit was still funny as hell
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:36 am
Wow...that's weird. I remember the first day of school my english teacher started playing Missed the Bus. It was scary. But I used to have one of his CDs, he was the bomb. *hugs her fresh prince plushie* I used to sit next to a black kid and a korean kid, and they would argue about who was more racist.
But this one was funny.
Me: but but but I can't find pocky anywhere else besides Wal*Mart
Ju: dude, you can get it at those asian markets
Me: my mom wont take me there
Ju: *rambling* I was in this one and there were this electronic things that like vibrated and beeped when they went off.
Me: a d***o?
Ju: huh? *yells across the room* Willy, what's a d***o?
Class: .....
Willie: it's a...
teacher: *glares*
Siare: you're stupid
Me: *giggling like a madman* hahaha, made you say it
Siare: I think you mean a beeper
Ju: yeah...that...
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:00 am
this is written on my binder.
Rae: postulate is the italian word for pasta.
Me: pasta IS the italian word for pasta.
Rae: Oh.
>w< We started this list of random big words that would confuse her incredibly dense boyfriend Sang. That we named Snag the 6 fingered squirtle.
Cause we saw his baby picture (for the year book thing) and he had 6 fingers when he was little. It was so cute. (the picture)
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:46 am
these are actually from these threads http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=3657393http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4761337&page=1http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15162443the third one is best btw. In the carefree days of my youth, I had two little sock puppets, made from used, torn, dirty socks, that I would speak to and keep as friends. They told me to have fun, relish the days of my innocent youth, and to sacrifice the President of the United States to their sock puppet God. Oh, the adventures we shared. Oh, the people we killed. But one day, my father, in a fit of rage, took the socks burned them behind the shed in a raging, flame of hatred and jealousy, that burned like the very pits of Hell themselves. And to this very day I can still hear their screams, their tiny, high-pitched screams. Heh. I just moved from San Diego to DC and, uh...there are some very creative hobos around the city. The other day I saw a bumfight between the Invisible Friends Hobo and the Dazed Stare With Pitstains Hobo. It was magic
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:11 pm
This was basically my music class on Wednesday.
MacDonald: For example, I am a pianist.
Shaniece: You're a p***s?!
Me: *choking on air*
Tim: *laughing like the nerd he is*
MacDonald:Okay, so pianos come in different sizes.
Me: c**?
MacDonald: Yes, the largest one I've played was 12 feet long.
Brittney:You have a large d**k.
*five minutes later*
Nick: *runs by and kicks the door*
Shaniece and Brittney: Oh no he didn't! *runs outside* Yo, what the ******** are you doing?! You wanna play white boy?! You wanna play?!
*repeat 10 times*
MacDonald: May I continue?
Class:...Yes.
MacDonald: Okay, what's number 4? Garrett?
Garrett: *listening to my iPod with me* GALILEO! GALILEO! GALILEO FIGARO!
Me: MAGNIFICO!!!!
lol. That was the funnerest day ever.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:51 am
thats in your journal too.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:11 pm
Yes, Jenna, very good. Have a cookie.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:08 pm
HOLY ******** GOD! I LOVE COOKIES! *takes cookie and munches like the chipmunk i'm called*
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:18 pm
-help! i've fallen and sesshoumaru pushed me!
-I've learned you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
-guys are like light bulbs: to get them to work you have to turn them on.
-I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
-I've learned you shouldn't compare yourself to others; they are more ******** up than you think.
-I've learned we are responsible for everything we do, unless we're celebrities.
-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follw. Do not walk beside me.Just leave me the ******** alone.
-It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
-If at first you don't succeed, pretend that's not what you were trying to do in the first place.
-If at first you don't succeed, burn all evidence that you tried.
-If at first you don't succeed, cheat, steal, repeat untill caught and then lie.
-If at first you don't succeed, eliminate all witnesses.
-The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
-Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:24 pm
Me: I wish my Lawn was Emo, so it would Cut itself.
Friend: *stares*
Me: What?
Friend: You don't even cut your lawn. You pay people to do it for you every two weeks!
Me:...Oh yeah, I do.
Tis true. My parents hate cutting the lawn, so they hire people to do it for us instead. But, it was still a cool quote. Along with:
IKEELJOODED!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:59 pm
Holy s**t!!!! You haven't been in here in forevers! eek I don't have to cut my lawn either. Then again I don't really have a lawn. The perks of being poor! My mom won't let me near lawnmowers anyway. She's too paranoid...of everything. Which is a shame because I can drive a clutch mower. And a car. lol.
Where's IKEELJOODED from? I've seen it somewheres.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:51 pm
Radar Operator: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: d**k. Take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie Nelson: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson!
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Schoolteacher: p***s. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or...
Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket
Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big...
Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some... Lord Almighty.
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big...
female Fan: Woody? Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?
Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Hey, look at that.
Female fan: It's big!
Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's...
Dr. Evil: Just a little p***k.
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