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Beating a man dead with a converse shoe.(LOTS OF DRAWINGS!) |
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Well, it was a normal day in old DUETSCHELAND and I was wearing my trandsetting shorts with a huge cut in the top part of the leg on them, and my oh so terribly trendy Converse All Stars. Me, Steve, Andrew, Colby#2, and Jack were out for lunch and decided to go to the same place we always do, every single lunch, little did I know that this wasn't <i>going</i> to be a normal day in old DUETSCHELAND!!!
After an oh so scrumptous lunch, where Andrew the alcoholic decided to take it back a notch with a shot scotch it was back to the SCHOOL, while walking back to the school Andrew thought he would be a wiseguy and hit me in the face with a hat he found on the ground, after I was back to normal from the devestating blow from the hat, I beat Andrew to the ground, crying, with the same hat.
And since people were watching and all, I needed to kick him to show off my manliness and all, so Andrew went for a kick to the testicles, only RATTLING "myselves", and then I went in for a counter KNEE KICK! Unfortunately, as happened so many times before, I hurt my toes so terribly that it hurts to walk normally. Not only did I suffer terrible injuries, my shoe also came off, little did I know that Steve was working for the enemy and ran off with my shoe!
So, with one shoe on, and one shoe off, I chased him down for 4 straight miles to the school. By the time I finally reached the desired location I was out of breath, but I still needed to get my shoe from the above mentioned "Steven". He decided not to give it up without a fight though, unfortunately for him last night I had just been brushing up on my Jeet Kune Do skills, and he didn't have a chance. He went in with his usual JAW BREAKING RIGHT, I was only able to slightly avoid the punch and then grab my shoe, which I then decided to beat him to the ground, killing him.
Coach Z · Mon Apr 04, 2005 @ 04:30pm · 4 Comments |
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