I had to practically open the slug's mouth to get him out!
He was yelling, "Whitney! Oh my gosh! Help!" Over and Over. I was yelling back into the slug's mouth, "I'm trying! It's not as easy as it looks!" My best friend, Ethan was standing behind me, doing nothing.
"Well, it looks pretty hard to me... so it must be super-hard..." Sweat ran down my cheek, "Would you do something?!? " scream
Ethan circled around and pulled his hand to his chin, "What do you expect me to do?"
scream "ANYTHING!!!" By then, I was pissed. The stupid slug had ruined my perfectly normal day to be... well normal! Tyler was crying by now,
Ethan finally grabbed hold of the slug's waist and pulled as hard as he could. With one arm I kept the mouth open and with the other I grabbed Tyler's arm.
"Heave, Ho!" Ethan yelled. I then thought of something, "What the heck does the 'ho' mean?" Tyler's gonk jaw opened, "I'm in the mouth of a slug and you decide to ask that?! Shut up and pull me out!" I rolled my eyes and plopped him out.
"Finally..." I muttered. Ethan was struggling keeping the slug from getting away.
I could feel an evil grin spread across my face- twisted
"PLEASE!!! DON"T KILL ME!!!" The slug yelled in defense. "Huh?! exclaim You can talk?!"
We all said in unison.
"Y-yes..." I snapped back, "What the heck? You tried to EAT my brother and then expect us to be all friendly and nice and to let you go unharmed?! What next, a tea party?!" Ethan's face lit up, "Oooww.. sounds nice, I missed lunch..."
"Ethan... This is not the time to be sarcastic..."
"Please... I married a widow who's kids were starving, and my wife can't move cause of this cancer she got, and my kids are about to die... do you really want to have their death on your conscience?!" We all looked at him with a blank expression. Then Ethan spoke up, "Their slug's for God's sake!"
I sighed, "And, that was the lamest excuse ever..." It nodded it's head, "Oh man! You got me! I got into this dare by my friend Lollipop that I could-"
"You lost me as soon as you said friend lollipop..." I said.
"No, his name is lollipop! It's really a worm... Here's a picture of him..." He pulled out a picture, out of... his slime...
"Holy carp!!!" Ethan yelled, "That's... scary..."
I laughed, "I've seen worse..."
"So as I was saying... he dared me to-"
"Dude- er, it... your first excuse sounds better then a dare..." I said. Tyler sat there in silence.
"Ok! Kill me! Just do it fast!" Ethan smiled evilly- twisted
"Thinking what I'm thinking?" I nodded my head, "Mister Slug meet my friend Mr... Sodium..."
"AAAAWWWWHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" He kept screaming as I poured it on him. Soon his scream ended in a whisper. Tyler watched in horror - eek "Why... did you do that? What about his kids and wife?"
"Oh brother..." Ethan groaned.
"Don't make me regret not letting him eat you!" I told him. mad
... At least today wasn't boring... blaugh lol
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