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yeah, i was like, watching those cold stone creamery commercials, you know the one that's like,


"bigfoot approaches a cold stone creamery. inside he sees a hunter, a bigfoot enthusiast, and a brazillian bikini waxer. will the insatiable draw of our strawberry blonde™ give him the strength to open the door?"

so like. i'm like thinking about what would happen in there was a commercial about the people I know. :3


"Paige approaches a cold stone creamery. inside she sees me with her PS2 I stoll from her house,a hoebo, and a piece of cheese. will the insatiable draw of our entericecreamflavorhere™ give her the strength to open the door?"

"priscilla approaches a cold stone creamery. inside she sees a person giving free tickle tummies, zack, and a used napkin. will the insatiable draw of our entericecreamflavorhere™ give her the strength to open the door?"

"alisha approaches a cold stone creamery. inside she sees a physco, barf, and emo kids playing "stab my heart because I love you". will the insatiable draw of our entericecreamflavorhere™ give her the strength to open the door?"

"zack approaches a cold stone creamery. inside he sees a tree, me, and some chinese guy advertising "hot pockets". will the insatiable draw of our entericecreamflavorhere™ give him the strength to open the door?"

"deanna approaches a cold stone creamery. inside she sees Asian, me, and her dentist with his tooth pointy thing...waiting for her next checkup hahaha. will insatiable draw of our entericecreamflavorhere™ give her the strength to open the door?"

"ryan approaches a cold stone creamery. inside he sees Paige, a cheerleader, and a grumpy old man who keeps complaining that kids keep playing on his lawn. will insatiable draw of our entericecreamflavorhere™ give him the strength to open the door?"


"Devin approaches a cold stone creamery. inside he sees a stripper, a guy dancing on the tables in his underwear, and a toothbrush. will insatiable draw of our entericecreamflavorhere™ give him the strength to open the door?"