Ah the 90's. Such a decade which few will ever forget. Not only for it's atrocious music, it's bad acting, and terrible sense of style stare . The 90's will forever remain in our hearts as, by far, one of the corniest decades of our lifetime! And likely the easiest decades to describe (just think Jennifer Aniston meets Groundskeeper Willie 3nodding ). And for those of you who remember this totally hilarious decade, I'm sure you remember the Furby... neutral . The must have toy of 1998. And as they say: Everything will come back eek .
Kierstyn Johnston (Yep, you can stalk her twisted ), is the figure head of the Dumb Blonde stereotype. Known for being exceedingly thin and irritable towards any teacher that dares crack a joke, for he peroxide coloured hair and her need to be as in style as possible. Even if that means digging up the grave of her little purple and blue Furby.
Mr. Nozzolillo preached on in his usual fashion in front of the whiteboard while I tried ever so hard to listen. For if I did not pass mathematics this year, I would never pass the year. Little did I know that dear Ms. Kierstyn was about to make the class VERY interesting for the lot of us mrgreen . I glanced down at my pocket watch; it was approximately 15 minutes until this man was silenced. When suddenly, and without warning, I heard the words "Me Hungry" from across the classroom confused . Everyone turned their heads towards Steph Middlemiss' desk. And atop of it stood a purplish blue Furby in all of it's 90's glory. "Stephanie, um, he's hungry!" Kierstyn said prissily. The class burst out laughing.
It proceeded for 10 minutes, as Stephanie silently finger fed the fur ball with an awkward look on her face. By this point, I was laughing harder than anyone else in the room that tears were coming out of my eyes!!!! IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP!!! I giggled harder.
Soon, it became so irritating that Mr. Nozzoliilo was forced to step in in order to silence Kierstyn's Furby Friend. "NO DON'T DO THAT!!! YOU'LL SCARE HIM!!! DON'T KILL MY FURBY" she cried. And just as Stephanie bonked it on the head in order to remove the battery, The Furby choked out "Me LOVE you" 4laugh
At that moment, we knew it was over and silently returned to our Matricies. However, unusually enough, we were quickley dismissed by the bell. At that moment, I had never been more grateful for an atrocious 90's trend. sweatdrop
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