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The Story: Santa Claus was turned into a cow last X-Mas thanks to an alien plot. Now it's up to you to bring X-Mas to the little orphans of Gaia!
If you take responsibility for this orphan, they will follow you around and occasionally ask for special items which you may find in the shops. Fulfill their desires and make their X-Mas merry, and they will improve and be ready for adoption.
When they're ready for adoption, you can take them to the Adoption Agency on the Event Page to earn prizes!
You Got an Orphan!: You picked up Barph from the Orphanage! You picked up Bernice from the Orphanage! You picked up Blair from the Orphanage! You picked up Clod from the Orphanage! You picked up Cootie Jane from the Orphanage! You picked up Delmer from the Orphanage! You picked up Gilbert from the Orphanage! You picked up Goober from the Orphanage! You picked up Gravella from the Orphanage! You picked up Harper from the Orphanage! You picked up Jo from the Orphanage! You picked up Marfa from the Orphanage! You picked up Melba from the Orphanage! You picked up Mothbite from the Orphanage! You picked up Pinochle from the Orphanage! You picked up Scuppers from the Orphanage! You picked up Silverfish from the Orphanage! You picked up Stinky Phillipe from the Orphanage! You picked up Swimp from the Orphanage! You picked up Timson from the Orphanage! You picked up Tiny Tom from the Orphanage! You picked up Tootie from the Orphanage!
Shabbiness Levels: ~Very Shabby ~Pretty Shabby ~Hardly Shabby ~Looking Good!
Needs: ~Boruff's Ratmeal- Plenty of teeth and bones give Boruff's Ratmeal the crunchy taste kids love! Suitable for orphan consumption only. ~Cup-N-Ball- Instructions: 1) Swing ball. 2) Catch ball in cup. 3) Repeat if desired. The perfect gift for an orphan. ~Powdered Gruel Mix- Each packet makes a quart of pungent gruel. Not a viable source any substantial nourishment, but it sure does have a taste of some sort! Suitable for orphan consumption only. ~Lung Brush- The perfect swab to ease the pain of black lung, lung fleas, respiratory fungus, flungus, raglung, hairlung, hocking sickness, Caligula's cough and the bellowgroans. ~Dr. Thorpe's Bone Tonic- The miracle cure! Soothes & relieves bone brittleness, softness, and clamminess! Dissolves bone spurs and dewclaws while diminishing the visible signs of tuskitis! ~Hoop-N-Stick- You can roll this hoop down the street by beating it with a stick, which is fun for some reason. A wonderful toy for a young orphan. ~Glomco Industrial Hardtack- Classified by FDA as ' 'semifood.' ' Composed of sawdust, horse bullion, and the various byproducts of animal disposal. Suitable for orphan consumption only. ~Carpet Swatch- Sort of like a doll, but large, flat, featureless and square. Soft enough to distract an orphan from misery. ~Burlap Sack- The toy with a thousand and one uses, all of them unspeakably boring! Guaranteed to entertain orphans. ~Dr. Fantod's Sleepytime Elixir- The instant miracle cure for insomnia! Warning: this product contains 100% pure ether. Suitable for orphan use only. ~Dr. Blotto's Warmup Cure- Warm your chills with this soothing medicinal drink. Distilled from fermented grain and aged in an oaken cask, Dr. Blotto's Warmup Tonic warms the body and calms the nerves! ~Bucket O' Fish Heads- For all you know, this could be the tastiest part of the fish! Suitable for orphan consumption only.
You've Delivered Your Orphan to the Agency! Now they're sure to find a family! And look, you've received a gift: Ragged Ugly Scarf- A tattered, misshapen scarf made from the hair of orphaned children. Ugly Orphan Sweater- Knitted from dryer lint and old rags, this sweater is a heartfelt gift from an orphan you saved from poverty. Orphan's Elephant Doll- A ragged elephant doll that has been dragged through countless puddles, brambles and thickets. It may not be pretty, but someone loves it! Heart of Gold- Only those with pure intentions who are truly generous can unlock the spirit of giving that warms the heart.
Caroling: Spirited 2k7 Scarf- A fluffy knit scarf with white accents and fringe. Stay warm! Spirited 2k7 Socks- Warm and cozy knit socks with a festive stripe pattern. Spirited 2k7 Boots- Yay, holiday Ugg Boots! UGGGGGG!!! Spirited 2k7 Jeans- Crisp white denim composes these fitted pair of jeans! Accessorized with a festive red belt with a silver buckle, and red snowflake embroidery. Spirited 2k7 Peppermint Lollipop- A huge lollipop made of refreshing peppermint candy - the kind your parents never bought for when you were a child! crying Spirited 2k7 Hat- A cheery knit bobble cap, topped with a white poof. Spirited 2k7 Puff Vest- Trendy as well as functional, puff vests are all the rage this winter! Spirited 2k7 Gloves- Red and white stripes decorate these fancy gloves.
12 Days of Christmas!: Day 01: Carrot Nose- Snowman appendages don't really belong on people. Day 02: Holly Pin- ... Day 03: Holly Hairpiece- ... Day 04: Jingle Bell Earrings- Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting tingling, ALL DAY LONG! AAAUGH!! MAKE THEM STOOOP!!! Day 05: Eggnog with Cinnamon Stick- Enticing eggnog in a cup of ecru eggshell porcelain. Perfect for elegant entertaining of epicures! Day 06: Gingerbread Man Cookie- A freshly baked gingerbread cookie. Day 07: Holly Candle- etc Day 08: Christmas Stocking- A classic red and white Christmas stocking. Hang on your chimney with the hopes that Santa will fill it with goodies! <3 Day 09: Caroling Sheet Music- At first glance, a fine old piece of parchment that brings to mind a simpler life in a simpler time. Upon closer examination, you find that it's actually a piece of 24 lb, 94 bright multi-purpose printer paper stained with coffee. Ah, disillusionment...what a grinch you are. Day 10: Cap a la Gingerbread- ...isn't this what you meant when you said that you wanted me to frost your hair? ^^; Day 11: Plate of Cookies and Milk- Santa Bait. Day 12: Tiny Christmas Head-Tree- This is what happens when you don't wash your hair and the tiny Christmas head-elves move in and start growing things in all the dirt.
ShyPopTart · Fri Dec 21, 2007 @ 11:23am · 1 Comments |
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