Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. ~Bill Maher~
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back! ~Will Rogers~
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! ~Doug Larson~
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. ~Anonymous~
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend. ~Agatha Christie~
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship. ~Proverb~
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming! ~Ricky Gervais~
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler~
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. ~Mark Twain~
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. ~Unknown~
ShyPopTart · Sun Mar 30, 2008 @ 10:27pm · 0 Comments |