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AAAAHHHH! WHEN WILL THE 13TH COME!!! scream
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Horo was lounging about pointlessly in the kitchen. He was dying of boredom and if he didn't get some stimulation soon, he would surely die.

He sighed. And sighed some more. Oh look, he's still sighing.

Hao walked in. "Look, Horo, it's a hot afternoon and everyone is bored stiff. Why don't we round the all up for a game?"

"Sure, why not?"

Soon, everyone was sitting outside in a circle sweating rivers. Hao came out and joined the circle.

"So, people, what should we play?"

Ren sweatdropped. "You mean you brought us out here for a game and you haven't even decided on one?"

Hao scratched the back of his head. "Well, I was kinda hoping we could all decide, rather than me thinking of a game and everyone being dissapointed."

"Chinese Whispers!"

"Roleplaying!"

"Slaps!"

Hao sighed. "No, no and no! We need something that could last the afternoon!"

Li had an idea. "How about Truth or Dare?"

Everyone nodded.

Li smiled. "Okay, I'll go first. Anna, truth or dare?"

"I'll go with truth."

"Okay...um...do you really love Yoh?"

"Of course I do. We're getting married if you haven't noticed."

Yoh giggled. It was Anna's turn. "Okay, Ren truth or dare?"

"Only a dare is worthy of me." Everyone sweatdropped.

"Fine. I dare you to cut off that riddiculous spike on your head."

"WHAT????" Ren was slightly apprehensive. "Okay, fine."

Gently, Ren took a pair of scissors,cut off the spike, and immediatly started crying.

"I feel as though I've lost a vital organ."

Horo sniggered. "Well, yea, your brain was probably in there."

"GGGRRRR!!!! For that, ainu, you're next!!!! Whore-o Whore-o, truth or dare?"

Horo was fuming. "Dare." One word through tightly gritted teeth.

"AH HAH!! I dare you to dunk Hao's head in the Jacuzzi."

One look from Hao shrunk Horo to the size of a beetle. "You know what? I think I'll go with truth!"

"Fine," Ren was a little peeved." Is it true that you slept with a prostitute?"

"Oh yeah! It was great!"

Ren was not satisfyed with Horo's reaction. 'I'll get him.' He thought.

Horo chose a victim. "Lets see....Lyserg, truth or dare?"

"Um...Dare, I guess.."

"Great! I dare you to strip for everyone!"

(A/N Notice how it's a boy asking ANOTHER boy to strip? =Cackles madly= twisted )

Lyserg was a little taken back. "Seriously?"

Horo nodded eagerly.

"UUUHHHH! fine!"

WARNING WARNING!!!
HARDCORE NUDITY ABOUT TO ENSUE!
HARDCORE NUDITY ABOUT TO ENSUE!
I ADVISE ALL CHILDREN BELOW THE AGE OF 16 TO LEAVE! RIGHT NOW!
WARNING WARNING!!!

Oh, dear. While I was warning you about the nudity, we missed the show. Oh well, on with the story.

Lyserg sat down, his clothes back on.

"Wow, Lyserg, I never knew you could be so outrageous."

Lyserg simply shrugged Yoh off "Chocolove, truth or dare?"

"Truth please!"

"Has anyone ever laughed at your jokes?"

" Well, there was this one time...no,that guy was dead...then there was...nah, coughing doesn't count...well, I guess no-one ever has."

Silence. More silence. Still silence. WILL SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!

"Uh...Chocolove, you gotta chose someone else now."

"Oh yeah! Um, Li Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." Li was confident.

"Excellent!" Chocolove said in a very 'Mr.Burns' way. "Li Nohara, I dare you to kiss Horo Horo!!!!"

DUMDUMDUMDUM!!! DUMDUMDUMDUM!!!

Li crawled over and planted a soft kiss on Horo's lips. "There, it's done."

Horo was in a state of shock. Li was already selecting a victim.

"Tamao, do you really like Yoh? Or is another one of 4kids' stupid mistakes?"

"Well, he's cute, but I wouldn't say I'm attracted to him."

"Oh." Li nodded.

Tamao looked at Hao. "Hao, truth or dare?"

"Truth please, Tammy!"

"When was the last time you wore a shirt?"

"Never. I'm too sexy for shirts."

Everyone sweatdropped again.

Hao chose "Pirika, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"COOL! I dare you to have sex with me."

"Okay."

And with that, they walked off into the house. A couple of moments later, loud screams of pleasure could be heard coming from the kitchen.

Now imagine all the Shaman King characters playing, with their faces like this= eek

Ryu recovered first. "Um... who goes next?"

Yoh replied. " Well technically, the dare is still commencing, so we're gonna have to wait for them to finish."

20 MINUTES LATER
Hao and Pirika came out looking flustered. "Wow, Hao, that was great. Lets do it again some time."

"Sure."

Horo was furious. "Pirika! I can't believe you had sex with him! Are vibrators not enough for you?!?!!?"

"Of course not. A girl needs c*** every now and then. Okay, Ryu, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Who is the prettiest girl you know?"

"LYSERG!!"

More of that wonderful sweatdropping.

Horo stood up to make an announcement. "OKAY! This has gone way too far! I declare this game OVER!"

Everyone walked away wondering how they were going to waste the rest of the afternoon.
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tbc

I know, it's not as long as chapter 1, but i tried.

~Ramek~