"You know that if I go yeti hunting with you this weekend, we'll end up in jail right?"
"Oh come on! Its a ******** yeti. Whats the worst that can happen? They maul me with a beer bottle while drunk?"
"No. We actually catch the damn yeti, and a bigfoot shows up and we have to run our fat asses down the street or hop a fence. Look at me, do I look like I can hop a fence?"
"...so where does the jail part come in?"
"CAUSE I'LL BE HIGH!"
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