Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.
To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."
Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.
Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: "You know, Mother, sometimes you really piss me off." rofl
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Some Kind-of-Wonderful
I am a man of constant bullshit. Occasionally that bullshit falls out of my head and lands somewhere where everyone can see. That's this journal.
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Half gorilla, Half penguin... I am... PENGRILLA!