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</center>Dr. Venture: So as you see, by applying basic scientific principles to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that; Utter crap. Now if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs...
Mexican University Professor: Your check Dr. Venture. Muchos gracias.
Dr. Venture: Super good. Very generous of yo...oh pesos. great. These zeroes are all meaningless.
King Monarch: (after detailing the story of how his parents died in a plane crash, was the raised by monarch butterflies, which then myteriously disappeared) So I wandered to the nearest highway, took the first bus to New York and claimed a fat inheritence!
Dr. Venture: I never should have played God! Oh the folly of it! The hubris!
Brock: You get the boys. I'll take care of these guys.
Dr. Venture: Are you sure? There's an awful lot of them.
Brock: They hit me with a truck...
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</center>Hank and Dean Venture: He started it!
Dr. Venture: No, I started it years ago in a moment of passion, and I'll end it the same way, right here, in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR. and GOD!
Dr. Venture: Oh Sweet Mercy, please tell me these suits have a collection pouch...
Hank Venture: What do we do?
Dean Venture: We should look for clues or something... Think... What would Giant Boy Detective do in a situation like this...?
Hank Venture: SCREW GIANT BOY DETECTIVE! His dad's not dead!
Bud Manstrong: I shook his hand, it's fat and stubby! He must have like, a huge mushroom down there! So, does he have a Smurf living in it, or what?
Dean Venture:Oh man! How does it feel to be such a huge liar, huh? Oh, I'm all super-scared of Phantom Space Man!
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</center>Dean Venture: Aww... Can't I come with?
Brock: Sorry Runs-With-Scissors. I've got to do this alone.
Dr. Venture: What the hell are you smiling about?
Dean Venture: Brock said I'm man of the house while he's gone!
Dr. Venture: Oh! So you think you're a big man now, huh?
Dean Venture: No... Sir?
Dr. Venture: Think you can take on your old dad, huh? I knew this day would come. Okay big man, take your best shot!
Dean Venture: Whoa! What do you mean, Pop?
Hank Venture: Stop it you two! This family's tearing apart! *cries*
Dr. Venture: You proud of yourself big man? Look what you're doing to your poor brother!
Dr. Venture: I don't need first aid, Hank. I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extiguishers.
Dr. Venture: His name is Guard-O. I designed him to protect us while Brock was away.
Hank Venture: Then why did he try to break my face?
Dr. Venture: Because I haven't programmed it into his friendly file yet. I... fell asleep. Right now Guard-O doesn't know your eye from an army of snake people hopped up on PCP. But hey! That's what the panic room's for! We'll be fine if we stay in here until Brock shows up! *tries to call Brock on his two-way wristwatch* Brock! Come in Brock!
Hank Venture: Guard-O... Does that stand for something?
King Monarch: What is this.. Diet?! Why did you get Diet?
Dr. Girlfriend: I didn't.
King Monarch: Taste this then!
Dr. Girlfriend: *tastes the soda* Alright, so maybe I grabbed the wrong bottle at the supermarket.
King Monarch: How do you do that? How can you not tell the difference? God, it's like having my dad do the shopping!
Lord Underbite: Where I come from, a lab partnership is a sacred trust! One is always supposed to always look out for one's lab partner!
Henchman: Why'd you join up?
Other Henchman: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.
Steve Summers: Sasquatch has some family up in Canada. We'll probably head up there.
Steve Summers: What're you, shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.
Brock: Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before!
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