http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28139858/?gt1=43001
what the ********?! He's 9!
Among his advice:
Comb your hair and don't wear sweat pants.
Control your hyperness (cut down on sugar if necessary).
A crush is like a love disease that can drive you mad.
It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry, but they are like cars that need a lot of oil.
Cars that need a lot of oil? What? He doesn't even drive! Thats a horrible analogy for pretty women--he seems to be talking about the high maintanence ones instead of the ones that are naturally beautiful.
I think i still thought girls were icky at 9.. pretty sure actually
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