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Rantings of a ********
Really stupid s**t. I find it to be either funny, or cool. You can look at it however you want. I don't really care :D
IMing with a NPC... Pt. 1
I was bored so i chatted with [NPC] GuildBot for some fun.. it turned out a lot of the things she said would change the very course of my life that day...

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ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:09] hi?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:09] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:09] um ok

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:09] Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:09] ...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:09] It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:10] wtf

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:10] So this is it. We're going to die.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:10] what are you talking about?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:10] Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:10] um ok its nighttime now too late for that.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:10] Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:10] WHO ARE YOU???

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:10] Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:10] WTF IS GOING ON?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:10] Give him an evasive answer.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:11] WHO?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:11] You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:11] WHAT IS A POSTHUMOUSLY?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:11] You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:11] YOUR NOT MAKING SENSE!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:11] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:11] are you...high?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:11] Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:12] im taking that as a yes.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:12] You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:14] Thank you?

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:14] oh thank god i broke it

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:14] MUHAHAHAHA I HAVE ENDED YOU!!!

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:17] ...hello?

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:17] are you...dead?

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:17] OMG....YOU CANTT BE DEAD... I havent even had the chance...

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:17] to tell you... I LOVE YOU!!!!

ThE_BiPoLaR_OnE: [9:17] ...PORQUEEEEEEEE!!!!???

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She spoke very deep into my soul, and for that I thank her... She will be missed...


In loving memory...

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