Well I found these in the local paper a while ago, and thought that is was pretty funny. So I thought I would share it with whoever comes by. First I will give you a unit and it will have some strange conversion into another unit. It's all a big joke and there isn't any perverted ones, so dont even start to think about them like that. I'll post the answers in a couple of days so you have some time to think about them by yourself. Anyway here it goes:
Shortest distance between two jokes:
453.6 graham crackers:
1 million-million microphones:
1 million bicycles:
2,000 mockingbirds:
10 cards:
1,000 grams of wet socks:
1 millionth of a fish
1 trillion pins:
10 rations:
2 monograms:
8 nickels:
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:
Good luck, and have fun wink
Devouring One Community Member 
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