Well, I guess I'll post the answers to the conversions now. So here it goes:
Shortest distance between two jokes: a straight line
453.6 graham crakers: 1 pound cake
1million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
2,000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
10 cards: 1 decacards
1,000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
10 rations: 1 decoration
2 monograms: 1 diagram
8 nickles: 2 paradigms
2.4 satute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:
1 I.V. league
There you go, I hope you enjoyed these as much as I did.
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