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Best Quotes on Gaia...Nov. 19 2004 |
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This is just a collection of great or funny quotes that I felt needed to remain in my reach for all eternity. So whatever...:
Dissconected Stealing was bad. Now only stealing big things is bad.
Luthien Bedwyr omg, that is hilarious. spread mustard gas over the plains of africa.
xlSasukelx Dude, God would totally live in his mom's basement.
Lunchable 10/10.
Because I have a p***s. And p***s = maturity.
Aevum Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend.
Rhadamanthus For among the great forums, there must be a division of purpose. Some threads have no meaning or useful discussion, and while they must not be persecuted against, they shall not step where they dost not belong. These threads may find safety in the sanctuary of the Chatterbox, where all are accepted. It has been decreed that certain requirements must be met for the privelege of GD status, and offenders shall be dealt with swiftly and decisively, and shown no mercy.
<center>The Book of Newb, Chapter Five - Rhadamanthus</center>
gloobygogo domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
Entitled "Come on in...if you dare" Found in the GD Forum 12-13-04 at 10:40am Let me explain: At the time I found this otherwise not-so-funny trolling in GD, and was moreso pissed than anything. BUT then this girl responded with a not-so-unusual answer...that for some reason tickled my funny bone! I fell in laughter. I guess I imagined such a situation IRL, and just died in laughter. But seriously, normally this sort of trash is not funny! neutral ((&~& wink )
Quote: Quote: uh...U Q. "Why do I think I deserve the Zombie Lab Coat." A. I don't! I am a lazy good for nothing drain to society. When I pee on the seat, I never wipe..I let it soak in so it permenantly stains the seat..thus causing deep-rooted cleanly-related phobias in small little kids. My breath stinks, I make fun of everyone I don't directly know, and I am fat because I eat all the wrong things.
So, with all these societal-disfunctions applying, I do not deserve such a coat, and encourage it to be given to others with cloths that don't smell as bad as mine do. Have fun in the real world, and merry X-Mas..you ******** dumbass. --round_eyed_me...lmao
Entitled: "Quitting Gaia..free Zombie Lab Coat" I posted this quote in her thread. The author responded as so. I seriously doubt I will win. Still was a great "round moment"...
*Proceeds to open her story book to tell a tale to the mis-placed hangout*
-----Once there was a mighty man with the power to rule the world. However this man was raised by a wonderful women as a child, and learned the bliss that is love for his fellow man kind. With this love, he used his powers to pave a land of pure beauty and interest, only to then travel further to spread his beautiful gifts for other landscapes. One day however, two towns blessed with his power began to fued over who had the more beautiful land. "Our land is made of flowers and grain, granting us the best fruits and vegatables ever seen! We strive much more then yours!" said the populus of the first land. "Well our land is vast with gorgious lakes filled with delicious fish, and the best water to quench one's thirst. Who needs vegetation when you have water and meat?" threw back those who resided within the second land. So a great war broke out between the two lands. It lasted for many months before the two things that made the lands so beautiful was completely destroyed, leaving only ash and dirt in both lands. Those who remained in the towns looked upon their desert, hungary and tired from war. "Look what we have done. Our gift was what turned us against each other, and now we have nothing but suffering." said the two lands. Time passed and the lands began to re-birth...full of life once more. In this time, a miracle happened. People from both lands accidently traveled from their previous land into the other, and with the skills they learned from their previous land applied it to this new land they did not know they were part of. Soon vegetation, various delicious meats and water appeared all over the two lands, which thanks to this migration of both..became one large plentiful land of advancement and peace for millenia to come. And so the same happened all over the world. People from different lands were brought together thanks to the power and love of the traveling man of gifts.
The End
the round · Sat Nov 20, 2004 @ 04:21am · 0 Comments |
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