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Narrator: In the not so near future, the madness has combined two different worlds, two different beings. The X-men, humans born with altered x gene giving them incredible powers beyond belief brought together by a bald man in a wheel chair. Then, there are the people of Death City and Shibusen, weapons and their partners who work to create the ultimate weapon for Death himself. The weapons are humans who can take the forms of any style of weapon because of the magic in this world. These two similar yet different groups are combined for one reason but what is this reason?

[Death City appears. Two groups of people stand outside the large school of Shibusen. SHINIGAMI-SAMA stands in front of the people of Death City while facing the X-Men who just appeared.]

Shinigami-sama: [waves] Hey! Hey! Welcome to Death City, X-Men!

Logan: What a joke? What the hell is that guy wearing?

Scott: [snaps at Logan] Logan have some respect. That's Shinigami-sama!

Logan: A shiny-sam whatta?

Maka: So who are they again, Professor Stein?

Stein: Oh those are the X-Man. Shingami-sama talked to them earlier since some weird things have been happening.

Scott: Thank you for inviting us here. Shingami-sama. I hope we can be of assistance.

Black Star: You mean like the people in my comic books?!

Stein: Yes.

Shinigami-sama: I hope we'll be helpful as well. See ya! [Waves and disappears in smoke]

Logan: So, where’s the beer in this city?
[X-Men shake their head in shame]

Hisako: I don’t know him.

Stein: [looks at students while turning screw in head] There is none. This is a school.

Logan: [shouts] What?

Emma: Logan, calm down.
[LOGAN calms down]

Maka: There’s tea.

Stein: Kid, Maka, do you mind showing them around?

Logan: [mocks] There's tea! I don't need those brats to show me around. [storms off]

Scott: We’re…uh…sorry about him.

Stein: Maybe I should have sent Black Star instead. I think Kid is the only one aware why they are here.

Hank: Professor Stein, my name is Hank McCoy. I believe you've been informed about me. I am quite sorry my appearance. I hope I'm not scaring the students.

Stein: I'm sure you'll scare a few of them. Some of them are still trying to get over having a zombie as a teacher.

Hank: A zombie?

Maka: Professor, what are they doing here?

Kitty: [turns to Scott and Emma] Yeah, what are we doing here?

Scott: Well…uh…It’s complicated.

Kid: Honorable Father thinks it's due to the demon god's mad wavelength.

Kitty: Demon god? I've fought many demons, maybe a god or two. What makes this thing so special?

Kid: The demon god ate many human souls and eventually ate his partner's soul. Honorable father sealed him in his own skin but he has recently escaped.

Kitty: Oh, that sounds bad.
[Enter LOGAN with bottle in paper bag]

Kid: Yes and the insanity have brought on some problems to the members of Shibusen. As we’ve observed, it appears only the technicians are having these so-called mutations, giving them uncontrolled super-powers.

Logan: [snaps at Kid] Got a problem with mutants, bub?!

Kid: I apologize. I did not mean it that way.

Logan: Yeah, whatever [takes a sip of bottle]
[SCOTT grabs his head in pain]

Scott: AHHH OH MY GOD!!! AHHHHHH! JEAN!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHH! [releases head] Excuse me, I’ll be right back. [Exit Scott]

Stein: Do you sense that Maka?

[Start Random Commercial]

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[LOGAN attacks Random Character 2.
End of Commercial]


[Enter SCOTT]

Emma: Is everything alright dear?
[SCOTT nods]

Maka: I thought I sensed Medusa’s soul.

Soul: She’s dead, Maka. We killed her.

Logan: In our expertise “being dead” doesn’t last long. [Takes drink]

Maka: Professor Stein killed her once but she used her magic to control a young girl and get her powers back. I killed her and if she is still alive, I’ll make sure to send her back to hell. [Tightens her hand into fist]

Logan: Blah, your problems. [Drops bottle and bag]

Maka: Is that glass?

Logan: Obviously.

Maka: You can’t have beer at the school. That’s why Shinigami-sama always drinks tea.

Logan: Does it look like I give a s**t?

Maka: You—
[BOOM! Explosion cuts MAKA off]

Maka: What was that?

Soul: Sounds like it came from the direction of our apartment.
[MAKA and SOUL run toward explosion. Everyone but Stein follows
SOUL stops suddenly. Everyone falls over.]

Soul: That wasn’t cool.
[MAKA is still standing, looking up. Everyone gets up]

Soul: What’s wrong?
[Enter JEAN/MEDUSA]

Maka: It’s Medusa again, Soul.

Scott: [suddenly turns head to camera] No, it’s Jean!

[Camera zooms in on Jean. End of Episode 1]