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Today I saw a man with a green rabbit on his head. This "Grunny" as I understand it is called has tickled my interest. So I headed to the marketplace to search for one. Alas, no Grunny. I did however see a nice Coco Kitty that I want. So then I thought I'd ask people, "Where can I get a Grunny." Well, the response was not so good. One person, named, "Subbie," was esspecially a jerk. Eventually good ol' "Subbie" got yelled at for being a jerk to everyone.

I like it when justice is served.

Also, you might be asking yourself, "Why is he wearing prision gear?" Well, the explanation is simple. It turns out that the Robot that takes Bug does kill them. In fact, he reports to the local authorities about who kills the most bugs. I was later told I set some kind of bug genocide record. I guess in Gaia killing is a crime, so I had to serve three hours in the slammer. As it turns out, the shirt and pants are very comfortable. So they let me keep them. The sword actually came later.

I got in a fight with a local racoon. The racoon was esspecially bitey. I actually found the sword in the grass as the racoon attacked me. It's a good thing too because I used it to slay the racoon, but alas, I was bitten by the racoon before it died. That is probably why I have a racoon tail. Racoons are just like zombies, if you get bit by one, you turn into one. So I figure I'll need to make a cure before I completely turn into a racoon. Until then this tail is bad a**.

Note to self: Stop digging through garbage at night.

Sincerly,
Yourself