another nitwit tried to get through to me today on friendster, so I'd be holding out on you all if I didn't post the 'conversation' here.
The conversation being mainly me dissing "her" for being stupid. Why the inverted commas? Well, it's friendster, most girls are actually "girls" aka "knackwurst in a dress".
Kelly
hello , how are u doing there , my name is kelly
benson , am from usa , am 27 years old , i read ur
profile and am interested in meeting pls email me at
kellybenson11@yahoo.com
Thanks
Kelly
o_o
The mind boggles.
I decided to write her a polite note on why she was making an a** of herself without even trying. I mean...honestly, how can they expect to get away with that?
Jorre
Dear Kelly,
in spite of my self-esteem I feel obliged to reply to you that I
doubt you read through the profile; I do think I mentioned
good grammar and a basic grasp of the English vocabulary
were prefered. Speaking in whatever slang you are
attempting is definitly not what I was refering to. I hope that
next time, you manage to figure out how to use capitals
(psst, the shift-key is your friend, it doesn't bite) correctly
and stop forgetting your personal pronouns; as far as
linguistical turn-offs go, your message reigns supreme.
A second problem would be that you say 'meeting people',
when you live in the USA and I'm in Europe, this tend to
screw over any chances of meeting eachother, so I would
suggest that you find someone else to socialise with, as
that could improve your chance of actually meeting people.
Further...well...there's not much else to say, is there?
Shine,
Jorre
Padum-psh! ^_^
Community Member
By the way:
"this tend to
screw over any chances of meeting eachother..."
Even the greatest linguists....... domokun