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Whenever I get annoyed, instead of ranting. I'm now going to post lyrics that make me smile. These make me laugh so hard I almost pee ^.^

The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about>

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered
like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx
Never reach an apex just like
Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
just like Daylight Savings Time


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


Love
The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion
of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high
tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm
Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you
mine Tool Time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it
doggy style so we can both watch X-Files


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel