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I have officially come to the conclusion that my sister may, may, actually be related to me. We were in the care yesterday and we were fighting over a toothpick (Don’t say a word…) and, well, here’s what happened-

Sister: “YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!”

Me: “Who said I wanted you alive?”

Sister: “Well, ummm, YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME DEAD!”

Me: “Who says I’d want you dead?”

Sister: “YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME IN A COMA!”

Yep, I laughed so hard I nearly cried. My mom was trying not to laugh, but alas could not manage such a feat.

So, then we pull up to Wal-Mart and inquire as to if I can stay in the car. My mom says that it’s family night so, that would be a no. Then in my most ‘Red-neck’ voice I can manage I say. “Well, ya’ll we’re down here at da’ Wally Mart for family night. And we’re hangin’ out here in da’ Tylenol isle cause’ ole’ Jimmy here has a cold.”

Yeah, -doges gun shots-, I am a horrid, horrid person.

Oh and just to make matters worse, I was walking around the isles with my head phones in when this lady comes flying around the corner and nearly knocks me over. I mumbled a hushed ‘excuse me’ and then she pulls on the cord and rips the head phones out of my ears. Here is what I wanted to say-

“MOFO! SON OF A *Beep*! WHAT THE *Beep* WAS THAT FOR?!?! YOU KNOCKED /ME/ OVER *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* *Beep* Beepidy*!!!!!”

Here is what I said- “Ummm hello?”

-Stands out in front of open traffic- Run me over, please.

Sincerely Crazy,
Becca ninja