I am writing this right now with absolutely no internet access what-so-ever because apparently four hours of internet access is more than enough when spread over five and a half days. Or so says my mother.
I have just returned from an oh-so wonderful hour and a half of Sunday school. I swear, I am now, officially atheist. I hate church with a bloody passion and Sunday school is even ******** worse. Tonight we watched an hour of the ‘Incredibles’ and had to some how relate it back to f’ing Jesus. It was like playing that six point connection game where you have six chances to connect anyone in the world back to Kevin Baccon. I got lost on my third point.
Plus it doesn’t help that the kid that always is wearing the Pink Floyd shirt [rock on!] is always ogling me. I am about three inches from punching this kid every f’ing time. Yes, three inches, which is the exact distance he sits away from me.
And, I’m quoting here people, the philosophy of my Sunday school teacher is, “He doesn’t care if you believe or not, but he believes that the bible is true and some of it actually happened, so we should too.” Let me just say it now, WHAT THE ********] Did that make sense to anyone? I didn’t think so.
But I have decided to be a different type of atheist, one who believes in God. But I don’t believe in church, priest, ministers, miracles, or saints. Maybe even hope will be exiled from my mind to, since it seems to have abandoned me. So that is now officially what I believe in, don’t like it? Go suck a corn dog.
I’m also in a horrible mood right now. My head is spinning, my stomach’s churning, and I fell earlier so my left wrist is sore. And as if it’s helping, I’m venting into a pixilated page on Word. Neither does it help that I’m watching Comedy Central, so I’m laughing, and then wincing when it feels like my head just got beaten with a hammer. So then I bend over and hold my head, setting off my stomach. And I know what your thinking, why don’t you just go turn off the TV dipstick? I’m too lazy and it’s my only form of entertainment right now.
I’m chewing on ice right now, which is, you guessed it, another thing I’m not supposed to be doing. I have braces, BRACES, they are the most cruel and unusual form of ******** punishment in the ******** world. (I’m pretty pissed at the world right now, as if you couldn’t notice, like I always am when I come home Sunday school. I know, the irony is lost there. Seeing as Sunday school normally makes people happy and full of hope, it makes my ******** suicidal and pissed off at everyone I come across. So don’t ******** mess with me right now. Or I will, mark my words, find where you live, and gut you JTHM style, which consists of using a spork.) I’m supposed to be wearing rubber bands right now. I’m now going to take a poll, who here thinks I’m wearing them, and who thinks I’m not. If you think I am, then you obviously don’t know me and need to die.
I was supposed to be wearing them the past ten weeks and then I went back to Orthodontist and he ‘scolded’ me for not wearing them, as did his two assistants. I laughed and fell asleep in the chair. Oh! Now I realize something else I can go on about. My dentist’s assistants must all be between the age of 25-40 and a majority of them are single blondes. Does anyone see something a little off there? Plus they’re all perky and happy. Yeah, I’m a bit skeptical myself.
Ah! I have finally changed the channel and now I’m watching all these movies about peoples whose lives suck. Wow, I feel a bit better now, well, knowing my life isn’t the only one whose sucks. And on that not I leave.
x_Rainbow Rose_x Community Member 
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