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[Harry walks onto the stage where there is a bathtub. There is a white piece of paper with the word “Towel” written on it in pink on a popsicle stick over his robes. It’s supposed to be a towel. He walks to the bath tube, takes the towel off, and gets in the tub. He starts singing to himself]

Harry: Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach me something new—

[Draco then walks in walks in wearing the same towel as Harry and climbs into the bathtub with Harry.]

Harry: Ummm… Draco… WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Draco: Taking a bath, what’s it look like I’m doing?
Harry: But I’m taking a bath right now.
Draco: So are we not allowed to take baths anymore?
Harry: Well, you’re only allowed to take one bath in your first six years at Hogwarts, and I would appreciate it if you didn’t take one with me because I won’t be able to take another bath for three more years.
Draco: Well… I want to take a bath now! So either leave or stop complaining.
Harry: Fine then… I’m staying

[Pause]

Draco: Want to sing a song?
Harry: Why yes, actually.
Both Singing: Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach me something new—

[Lavender Brown then walks in wearing the same towel that Harry and Draco were wearing. She walks to the bath tub and gets in.]

Draco: Lavender Brown, what are you doing?!?!
Lavender: Taking a bath, what’s it look like I’m doing?
Harry: But this is the boy’s bathroom.
Lavender: Hey, if I only get one bath in my first six years here, shouldn’t I get to decide where to take it and when?
Draco: Well, I guess you have a point.
Harry: This is getting way too weird. I don’t mind giving up my one bath in six years anymore. I’m going.

[Harry then leaves, wearing the same towel that everyone else was.]

Lavender: Want to sing a song?
Draco: Of course.
Both singing: Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something new—

[Ron then walks in, wearing the only towel that Hogwarts seems to have, and gets in the tub with Draco and Lavender.]

Draco: ISN’T THERE ANY OTHER BATHROOM THAT PEOPLE CAN TAKE BATHS IN?!?!
Ron: I need to talk to Lavender.
Draco: Fine then!
Lavender: Yes, Ron.
Ron: Well… umm… err—
Draco: This looks like it could be awkward… I think I’ll just go…

[Draco then leaves, wearing The Towel]

Ron: Lavender, I have something very important to say to you.
Lavender: Yes, Ron.
Ron: [The song “Ode to Lav-Lav” is then played and Ron pretends that he is singing it.] I thought that you should know how I feel.
Lavender: [Practically crying] I hate you Ronald Weasley!

[Lavender then hurries out of the bathroom wearing The Towel.]

Ron: And that is how you get a bathtub to yourself.
[Singing to self] Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something new—

[Camera Cuts]