OH LORD!
THERE AINT NO HEAVAAAAAAAAAAN!
ON THE COUNTY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD!
*chugs from beer bottle, laughing and giggling*
I CAN'T HATE YOU ANY MOOOOOOOOOOORE~!
CUZ IM SUCH A USELESS b*****d OF A HUSBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
AGAFGFGAGHAFGFAGAFGF!
*gurgles, faints*
~end of transmission~
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I showed up in boots,
And ruined your black tie affair.
The last one to know,
The last one to show,
I was the last one you tought you'd see there.
And I saw a surprise,
And the fear in his eyes,
When I took his glass of champange,
I toasted you,
Said honey we may be through,
But you'll never hear me complain,
'Cause I got friends in low places,
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,
Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In low places.
I guess I was wrong I just don't belong
but then I've been there before, everything's alright
I'll just say goodnight and I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene just give me an
hour and then, I'll be as high as that Ivory Tower and you'll
never know,
'Cause I got friends in low places,
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,
Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In low places.
I guess I was wrong I just don't belong
but then I've been there before, everythings alright
I'll just say goodnight and I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then, sweet little lady I'll head back to the bar (haha) and you can kiss my a**
'Cause I got friends in low places,
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,
Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In low places!