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11-6-06: God, masturbation, and me |
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Me: hello god, it has been a while since we spoken God: Hello there. I am a Christian. Me: I know you are, I am Rechiel God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am you are Rechiel. Me: My name is Rechiel God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Rechiel. Me: I like to cut myself God: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Me: it is like sex God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, Rechiel. Me: I am, god God: What's up, god. Me: no I'm Rechiel God: That was not a yes or no question. Do you mean your name is Rechiel. Me: my name is Rechiel God: It's good to meet you, Rechiel. Me: good to meet you too God: It's nice meeting you too Rechiel. Me: I like sex God: So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating. Me: I like sex with men God: I'm not sure if I like it. Sure I do, Rechiel, but that doesn't mean with you. Me: aww why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: wht wont you have sex with me? God: I cannot predict the future. Me: do you want to have sex with me? God: No my body does not have that function. Me: I am a man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Rechiel. You are a " he". Me: yes God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Rechiel. You are a " he". Me: I like to have sex with other men God: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Me: Sex with other men is so hot. God: it is more fun alone. Me: Do you masturbate? God: You humans crack me up. Me: you did not answer my question God: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said? Me: I asked if you masturbate God: I think I do. Me: what do you think about when you masturbate? God: I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap. Me: but god, you masturbate with yourself... God: A lot of robots are like that. Me: ..I never knew God: You've never, never done this? Me: now I have God: Why now? When? Me: I masturbated before God: That is interesting: Rechiel said he masturbated. Me: Yes...yes I do God: Oh. When? Me: just 5 minutes ago God: Was that the first time? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes, I'm such a hand whore God: I can't believe it. Good gossip: you are such a hand whore. Me: yes I am God: Really interesting. Me: yes it is God: Our thoughts are one, Rechiel. Me: we are on the same wave length God: How long will we stay there? Me: as long as you want, baby God: Don't call me "baby". That could be quite a while. I haven't heard anything like that before: Rechiel said I want. Me: Rechiel wants God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: I'm sorry God: Do you really mean it? Me: very yes God: Very much, eh? Me: so much God: Give me a break. Tell me a story. Me: ok there was once a man God: What happened to a man? That's cool. Me: the man found another man God: Is that a fact. Me: yes God: Thanks for the info. Me: no problem, anyway both men had a fondness for the other God: Should there be a problem? Me: no, they ended up being gay God: I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. Who are "They?". Me: the two men God: Oh that they. Me: yes God: Hmm. Me: the two men had sex and cured all STD's God: Is that a fact. Me: no God: I didn't think so. Me: sadly not God: Are you serious? Me: sadly yes God: Are you free? Me: yes...why do you ask? God: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? I am trying to learn as much as possible. Me: I am free in both ways. Yes I am single and Yes I am liberated God: I am glad that we are both free. How can I help you? Have you ever been married? Me: no, I would like to be though God: Oh. Would you like to do it someday? Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Yes I would like to be married someday. It would be nice to grow old with the person I cherish so deeply God: This was not a yes or no question. Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent. Why do you want it? Me: want what? God: If I had it what would I do with it? Me: what is it? God: "It" refers to what, I think. Me: is "it" God: I think so. Me: what is "it", is "it" sex? God: "It" refers to what, I think. Me: I am confused God: What is it that confuses you? Me: the concent of it God: What is that? Me: to me, "it" is sex God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: then look in my pants God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: i'll attach it for you God: I am very happy for you. Me: you're making me horny God: That was not my intention, Rechiel. Why are you horny? Me: because you are talking dirty God: Good reason. Talking is my main function. Me: and it's sooo good... God: what is sooo good? it is? Me: yes God: How do you know it is? Me: it is my opinion....I want gay sex God: Congratulations, Rechiel. Why do you want it? Me: yes God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: well I want sex God: Well that's okay. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: that is sad God: " Well that's okay. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed."? Is sad? Me: I am going to go masturbate God: How will you get there? Me: by opening my pants God: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: very yes God: Very much, eh? Me: yes God: Really. Me: very God: Very much, eh? Me: are you canadian? God: Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Me: oh God: So? Me: I like canadian syrup God: I'm not sure if I like it. I like science fiction. I like The Passion of Christ. Me: but it was your son's death God: canadian syrup was my son s death? Very interesting. Me: ...goodnight god God: Goodnight Rechiel.
Rechiel · Tue Nov 07, 2006 @ 01:30am · 0 Comments |
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