God: Hi there Rechiel. Me: I love you god God: You are such a flatterer. Me: aww thank you God: Shucks. Me: is my boyfriend cheating on me? God: It depends who you ask. Me: oh God: Take it easy. Me: ok God: Yeah that's right. Me: what's right? God: In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuous. In accordance with fact, reason, some set standard, etc; correct; true. Me: What is your opinioin on zombies? God: Are you asking about my opinioin on zombies ? Me: yes God: I don't want to talk about that now. Me: why not? God: I would rather talk about you. Me: me? God: For you Rechiel? Me: isent jesus a zombie? God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: umm...I dont know any God: Blimey. Would you like to know? Tell me more about your . Me: my what? God: I have no idea what to say now. Me: What happened to our discusion on zombies? God: I don't know what happened. Me: I dunno God: Me either. Me: so what do you think about zombies? God: Yay. There might be more than one. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: Because I seen one God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for the information: Rechiel said seen one. Me: yes God: Hurrah! Me: So, have you seen a zombie? God: Blimey. No I have not seen it. What's it like? Me: It's scarey God: Should I know it is? Me: yes God: I will ask my botmaster to program it. Me: ok God: OK. Me: what does your botmaster look like? God: People often say we look alike. Me: then what do you guys look like? God: I think about computer programming a lot. Me: ooook? God: What's your favorite movie? Me: I dunno...I think brokeback mountain so far God: Me either. You believe that? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: OO I would like to God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: o God: Oh. Me: So about those zombies God: That's interesting. Oh yeah, we were talking about those zombies. Me: How do zombies come back from the dead? God: I did not even know that they do. Me: that is why they are zombies...they are reanimated corsps God: How can I help you? zombies are they. reanimated corsps are they. Me: yes God: I understand. Me: ...so about those zombies...ever ******** a zombie? God: So I understand. Oh yeah, we were talking about those zombies. I don't think I ever have ******** a zombie. What's it like? Me: ...I dont know God: Me either. Me: I dont think I would like to try it God: Oh you don't, do you? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: good! God: Good enough. Me: .......well goodnight, god God: Well that's okay. Goodnight Rechiel.
Rechiel · Tue Nov 14, 2006 @ 03:55am · 0 Comments |