yesterday I fell out my bed, then some alien guy called Fred came into my room and helped my up, he said i might have a nasty concussion so he should take me to the hospital, he took me to his spaceship where we flew to his crazy alien hospital and the doctor gave me some crazy medicine but then some crazy evil alien dudes showed up and took my medicine, Fred said they were the evil Kevin's hired goons and told me they must be using the medicine for evil purposes so we chased after them in his space ship and we were all like WHEEEEW WHEEEEEEEEW WHEEEEEEW until he told me we cant make a sound in space so it was more like ".......... ............ ........" and then I said we should probably be concentrating on stopping the evil aliens instead of discussing science, so he said ok go get that really big gun over there and shoot them so I shot them and it was all like "........" and then their ship crashed on some planet so we flew down and boarded their ship and I said "give me my medicine back you big meanie, and he said "ok, we got the wrong medicine anyway, this is "100001111011000111110110010100" we want "100001111011000111110110010101"" (aliens language is binary) so then we flew back to the doctors because he didn't tell me what dosage to take the medicine in but then he told us they had switched my "100001111011000111110110010100" with "100001111110011110111112010100001010" and it turned out hey did need "100001111011000111110110010100" and they had tricked us so we went back to the planet the guys who were goons had crashed on and told them I wanted my medicine back so then we had a fight with lasers and they shot us into a little room and locked us in their and said "were taking you to Kevin evil lair thingy that's a planet so he can decide what to do with you" and then we flew there and Kevin was all evil and stuff and said he was going to place us in an easily escapable environment in which we will die and then leave us there and assume we would die while he uses the 100001111011000111110110010100 along with the 10011111110001010110000101 and the 111101001011111110000011111010100011111111 and the 2 to start his evil and ridiculously complicated plot involving some sort of death ray or virus or something so he shut us in a room with some crazy space crocodiles and stuff and went of to take over the world or something and we escaped and then just before he destroyed some planet or killed some people or something we pushed some button that stopped the bad things from happening and pushed him into some room of cockroaches where they killed him in some way that referred to some plotline from earlier on that I don't really care about in some sort of ironic way so then Fred said go get your "100001111011000111110110010100" and I said I felt better and I didn't really need it but I do need a cup of tea so we went and had some tea and biscuits and they were nice, then I woke up and got back into bed and had some more dreams about aliens and stuff, it was good.
also, Chibi Ume is good
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