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i went to the zoo and there were monkeys and there was one that looked cool so i breaked into the exibit to high five him but then he started talking to me and tried to get me to free him and i said i cant ill be kicked out of the zoo and he said that if i didnt help him escape he'd call his monkey chums and they'd all kick me really hard and i'd die so i said ill help them escape and he said we should hide a bear trap near the enterance and when the zoo keeper comes in he'd get his leg cut off then we could cut all his other limbs off and kick his face till he died and then i said we could just go through the air vents so we climbed through them and escaped then i said what do we do now? and they said lets get ice cream!!!!! so we got ice cream but i drugged the ice creams with magic so now i have an army of monkey servants to kill george bush with biggrin