Well! Last night I. Got. WASTED. And a lap dance. And I kissed a b***h. She made me grope her boob, too.
I also got to vomit in a stainless steel pot (oo, lala! fan-cee!) and was massively confused over the fact that somebody stole a ******** Detour sign. ...WHY did they steal a detour sign?! It doesn't make sense to me.
I have some good friends. Cody was cool. He even just called me up, just now, to make sure I was alright. Balls, man. ********. Balls.
 Undercover Screenname · Wed Dec 13, 2006 @ 12:57am · 0 Comments |
