First off, you'll need monkey servants; secondly you’ll need to teach them to use guns. AK 47s are a nice monkey gun. when you have all your monkeys and guns ready you may want to think about getting them some armour, even if they don’t need it its still nice to have armour, it looks so cool. When your basic weapon, armour and monkey needs are fulfilled you just need to teach them to kill George bush. Or alternatively, (if you don’t have monkey mind control techniques) give them all rabies and dump them in the white house. This way is more violent, which is always nice. But the rabies infecting phase can be quite hard. after all these steps are complete I suggest taping video cameras to their heads to catch some of the monkey-white house guard violence biggrin after George bush is dead, try decapitating him and gold-plaiting his head so you can keep it as a trophy of your achievement. thus endeth todays monkey servant seminar.
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