Okay, I was just thinking today, as I do every day. And I realised, that Santa is the Devil. Okay, bear with me, and try to understand my POV. Satan is a Red Demon, a great power, a illiusionist and a con artist, who lives in a place innaccessable by humans and has a great band of demonic minions to do his bidding. Santa is a perfect anagram for Satan, is always wearing Red, he's a huge icon, and breaks into all the Christmas celebrating houses in the world, who lives in a place innaccessable by humans and has a great band of elves to do his bidding. So, I think, obviously, that Santa is The Devil.
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