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My mildly retarded life
My life is becoming retarded. Alas, such is life (no pun intended). Basically, here's what be going on in my life that should be more awesome than it is. I'm planning on buying a paintball gun soon, possibly an airsoft gun as well. The only main issue I have with procuring all of these things is funds. I need to make some 300 dollars if I want to buy the paintball gun off of Tyler, an airsoft gun off of the internets, and then still have my Christmas money in order to spend that on other things that come along later this year. It really is very annoying. I'm wondering if I can get a bunch of retards to work as contractors for me. Like, I get a neighbor to let me cut their lawn for say, 10 dollars, and then I agree to pay selected retard 5 dollars. I make money and do no work. Either that or I could do the sensible thing, do the work, and keep the cash. That is probably what I'll do. I'm still faced with the dilemma of who will give me work. The people in my neighborhood are bastards, they won't buy anything and they hate children (I swear that there's a torture chamber run across the street from my house, I hear small children screaming at night) so I probably can't do anything with them. I'm wondering if I can get some sort of part-time job on the weekends somewhere, but that's doubtful. My best bet would be some sort of moneymaking scheme that I can do a couple of times that would garner a decent sum every time. I would like to sell something, but what to sell? I just had a thought, what about eBay? I have some random stuff lying around my house, what if I just asked my mom to let me sell it online, and then let me keep the profits. Let's make a list of the things that I could sell. I could probably sell my XBOX, but I'm not completely sure how much money I would be able to make off of that. Now that I think about it, we have an old printer in the house that we don't have anything for. Maybe I can sell that. Maybe I could sell some random stuff that I find in my garage. I wonder what happens if you lie about whether or not something in an antique. That could be an issue. I wonder... So let's say that I manage to procure 300 dollars off of eBay and various other things. Sounds good, except that my mom might still be against the gun factor. Maybe I can change that if I pay with my own money. Holy crap, BOOKS! I have a boatload of them sitting in my room that are read and unused! I'll sell them all, make some cash, and I'll be fine! You know what, I'm just going to stop typing my random thoughts on this and focus on another subject. Hmm, what other interesting things are happening in my life? Well, we recently had a group of people under an organization called "Strong Teens for Abstinence" come in and scare the living hell out of every single one of us. They described far too many way to get STD's, what those STD's do, and why we should abstain from sex until we're married. What's worse, our science teacher gave us a follow-up the next day talking about some things we really don't want to hear from him, one of them being how to put on a condom. Really not something we want to hear from him. Anyways, so that basically made us want to stab ourselves in the head. Well, now I'm bored. I'm listening to some good music now. A lot of Avenged Sevenfold, I am now in love with that band. I'm afraid that I'll overplay it though, because then it starts to suck. So I measure my encounters with awesomeness in musical form. Anyways, yes. Most of the people who will be reading this speak to me on something close to a daily basis and will be able to speak to me about anything else that they wish to know about. So, I adjourn, and hope that I get a trippy dream tonight, because those are ******** insane.
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