" You know," Suoe said," You can't get drunk on Coke." He sounded slightly amused, like there was any time to be happy. My best friend just kissed me for gods sake! And I don't like her back! What was I suppose to say?!

" Try eggnog," The blond encouraged," Better yet, actual wine."

" Naw, eggnog is nasty, and anyways, Sae got drunk on mountain fizz before," he said muzzily.

" Less talking, more drinking," Commanded Suoe. I had a feeling he actually WANTED my to get sick on this stuff, after all, he did like Misae a lot, and probably felt pissed she kissed me.

Buuuurrrp.

" Nice," muttered Suoe.

" You've been very very bitter," I said, feeling my attention slip," Why'zat?"

He shrugged and turned away.

" Wheva...z...?"

Suoe started dragging me towards the dorm," You're right. You can get drunk on coke. But next time, let's try wine. If it takes you six bottles to do that, then I say beer is better." The boys poked their heads out and cast Suoe and me curious stares.

" He got drunk on coke."

" Is that possible? It's just a soda."

" If you drink six bottles of it, anything's possible."

" Oh," They all popped back into their rooms. Nosy kids.

" I don't feel good," I declared, and found myself in the bathroom.

The only thing I saw for the next five hours was the inside of the toilet.

Hello, there.


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A/N: AND NOW, MY MINIONS, ATTACK! Haha, next part up soon.

BTW, is it actually possible to get drunk on soda? eek