Humans and Irkens are physically compatible and the Tallest are gay.
Trust me, this is more painful for me than it is for you.
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First of all, I love Happy. She draws a wonderful Invader Zim comic called Invader Zim: Manifest Doom. I love it. The art is beautiful. So beautiful that I'll keep reading even if it turns out the storyline sucks. Which I doubt.
Anyway, last night, I found Happy's DeviantArt page, where she's known as Krusnik007. I stayed up later than I should have, drooling over her artwork. This entry's banner is made from one of her images, in fact, edited by me.
But as much as I love Happy, she'd done something horrible to my brain.
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I laid my innocent little head down to go to sleep this morning, and I dreamed. I dreamt some very disturbing things involving the Tallest, Zim, and Earth porn.
Ow.
I blame it on Happy because the entire dream was done in her drawing style, using her interpretations of the characters involved.
Then the dream got even weirder. I'm a shonen-ai fangirl, yes, but I'm not a rabid maniac, and some pairings are just... no. Zim/Dib is one of those pairings. That pairing will never, ever happen, and it should not have occurred to my brain. I feel dirty now.
Damn you, Happy.
Anyway, I woke up and wrote part of the dream down in the hopes that when I went back to sleep, a different dream would start up. One did, but it wasn't any better, because it was just as naughty and involved me.
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My dreams are easy to influence, but they aren't usually so dirty. I'm not sure exactly how weird this makes me. But after the Gaz/Me part of the dream, I got up, took a hot shower, and scrubbed myself very thoroughly.
My dreams scare me.
