Okay, I've just come across something EPIC.
Like seriously EPIC.
so EPIC you'll never be seeing my typing EPIC in lowercase letters.
(and if you do, don't let me know it! xd )
EPICCCCCCCCCCC
Okay, sorry, I just had to get that last one out of my system.
>.>
Anyways, while I was in the shower...
(why do all my epicitys come from the shower????
ps: that last EPIC up thar didn't count because it's a totally different brand of word....
onto my epiphany... So I was thinking..... the whole world is WEAK.
Like, incredibly weak whiney babies.
whiney baby, shut up!!!
you know why I think this???
Because we have machines do our things for us now....
I mean, that COULD make us smarter, but in return it makes us weaker
give/exchange process for the loss.....
Like those jar openers for us..... you just press down and viola! opened can....
But that isn't what made me think about that...
for some reason while I was in the shower, I was thinking about the song numa numa
and then I was thinking about the misheard lyrics version....
particularly the line
"you mash the fetta cheese."
and I was thinking
"Why did they just show cheese?....
they could have put up one of those OLD mashers up, everyone knows that universally, right?"
masher:
SEEEEE??????
look at all that EPIC-ness.
everyone should know what those are, or at least what comes to mind EVENTUALLY after hearing the word masher....
and if they don't, then it's possible they have one shoved up their butt, and it's preventing them from thinking about it because it's messing with their brains while in turn mashing their spleen. Now I bet you're wondering how I relate the old-school masher to weakness.....
here goes....
Old school masher:
New school masher:
(ignore the little spirals next to it, those are only needed for when you're into cannibalism...)
(.. not that I know that...>.> wink
BUT DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION I'M MAKING HERE??????
old school masher=MUSCLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new school masher= ....... the capability to hold an object?
ooooookay...... but yeah, that got me thinking about how we're a weaker world....
In war?
Press the button that sets off the bombs.
I remember when pirates had to stuff their cannons..... >.>
not that I've been living that long, it was just something on tv to watch....
AND IT WAS NOT PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN.
you people need to get your heads out of Johnny Depp's a**.
It was something on the history channel....
and yes, I am just saying that to make me seem more mature and smarter.
Anyways....
does everyone see what I mean yet, or do I have to keep it up?
the WHOLE point of this little iffegoober is to prove this point:
We should go back to old school mashers.
because really, has anyone done a taste test on if mashed potatoes taste better old schooled or new schooled?
STOP FORCING US TO BE FUTURISTIC, WORLD!!!!! I want my mashed potatoes EPIC.
But also, there's the point where there ARE strong people in the world......
they're just outnumbered by us lazy weak people.
that's all ^-^
Vanyaphaerelle · Mon Dec 08, 2008 @ 11:35pm · 1 Comments |