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[A blank background with Seamus in the center of the stage]

Seamus: Okay… I think we have the correct scene now. Start rolling the cameras. What do you mean you are already rolling?!?! Oh… so… ya… Since I know Marinna Chalenor’s favorite HP character is Seamus Finnigan-- I mean Viktor Krum, I decided to change the third task of the Triwizard Tournament to make it more Krum-believable. It starts out in the Gryffindor Common Room.

[Camera cuts. A sign saying “Gryffindor Common Room” is pinned to the background. The camera is zoomed in on the sign and then slowly zooms out to show Harry, Ron, and Hermione talking right before the challenge.]

Harry: I don’t think that I should do the third task.
Hermione: Why not?
Harry: Because people have died during this competition and I don’t think I could hurt everyone in Gryffindor like that… especially you two… I really love you both—
Ron: WHAT?!?! You don’t love Hermione! I love Hermione! I’ve loved her since the first time I met her in our first year at— [Ron, now realizing what he is saying, stops talking and slowly slides out of the room mumbling in an embarrassed voice] I have to go… I think I’ll just meet you two down there… ya… so … bye.
Harry: I was going to say that I love you two like friends and—
Hermione: What was that about?
Harry: Oh… nothing… really it’s nothing.
Hermione: Harry, I think you should know something, [The song ‘If You Were Gay’ then starts playing and Hermione pretends that she is singing.]
Harry: WHAT?!?! WHAT WAS THAT?!?! ARE YOU SUGGESTING SOMETHING?!?! I AM NOT GAY… and plus if I was I wouldn’t be in love with Ron… I would be in love with someone like Cedric… with his hot body and his manly voice—
Hermione: Harry, calm down. I’m not saying that you are gay… I’m just saying that if you were, it would be okay with me.
Harry: Let’s forget about this and head down to the maze.

[Camera cuts]